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Old 29th Mar 2015, 21:19
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"It's not Guy Fawkes Night for a while yet, Hoskins"
 
Old 29th Mar 2015, 21:43
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Bloggs, there is a reason they put "Test first on an inconspicuous area" on the side of the tin.
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 23:20
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Right. Let's have another look at that Ethanol mix shall we?
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Old 29th Mar 2015, 23:26
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"I'm afraid the Studes on the Course-End party last night got carried away a bit, Sir, after they couldn't find a potty to put on the Flagpole".
 
Old 30th Mar 2015, 01:49
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Well, I suppose it saves putting it in the crusher?


Good lord! That was one almighty 'ring stinger' curry you had last night!


Dumping fuel from the F-35 can cause.....


I called 71(IR) Sqn...they laughed.


WIWOL, it happened everyday. What's the problem?


Let's take it to Nellis and nick the back end off the gate guard, they didn't notice when we pinched the flaps!


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Old 30th Mar 2015, 02:59
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That will teach the rotters at 123 squadron why stealing our mascot from the mess is a really bad idea !

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Old 30th Mar 2015, 03:00
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When I said some "flames" down the side would really compliment the nose art, that is not what I meant

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Old 30th Mar 2015, 03:22
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"Oi, Sarge, are you trying to tell me this is what they meant in recruiting when they said I'd be getting intimately acquainted with birds with hot arses?"

"Shut up and get in there Jones, at least you're wearing protection!"
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 07:10
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Right Lads, what have we all learnt from this?
Not to pre arm the incendiaries Sarge....
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 07:25
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I heard that the last chap to visit the aircraft was somebody called Griggs.
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 11:30
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Phew, lucky we didn't try that on the DeLorean Emmett!
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 12:10
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The PMC was heard to say, "Well, it does make a change from a piano I suppose".

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Old 30th Mar 2015, 14:20
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Shot down by a Phantom they may have been, but the Jag crew had the last laugh.
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 14:22
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"Well, when Sharkey said if we had to hand the Phantoms over to the crabs, it would be a scorched earth policy, I took him at his word."
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 14:24
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Smudge - get this demand into Stores, quick sharp. "Three pallets of duct tape and five cans of green paint".
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 15:44
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 17:14
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Well I know things did not go exactly as planned but look on the bright side, the steaks were done in record time.
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 17:20
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Ok kid, I will show you the 2 steps required to ready the Phantom for flight

Step 1 : Kick the tyres

Step 2 : .................... Never mind
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 17:57
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How many more times do I have to tell you w*nkers? Do NOT divert to Manchester. They burn cars out for a pastime, and now this!
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Old 30th Mar 2015, 19:02
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