Caption competition

[cattletruck]

Well it is a tail dragger.

[Wensleydale]

"Its not the Millennium Falcon, Mr Ford"!

[Wensleydale]

Good attempt at a stall turn Blogs, but spoiled by the miscalculation of safety height.

[CoffmanStarter]

This VTOL nonsense isn't a problem for us Harrier chaps

[Fantome]

Instructor to pupil - "As I said to myself on the day you enrolled BAD ATTITUDE."



Guess I'd better read up on tailslides


Bloody show off. He'll hurt himself one day

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"Well...Goodbye Sir.......I've always loved you"

[Wensleydale]

"HASELL checks .... what are HASELL checks, sir?"

[Fantome]

"There has never been an unusual attitude from which I could not recover
so let me show you . . **** OH DEAR!"

[sandozer]

Arghh! slightly less rudder next time Bonzo.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

In the Tower

"Is that your solo student?"
"Yup!"
"How bad was he on the dual check?"
"Appalling. That's why I sent him solo, so he only kills himself"

[Wensleydale]

"....we think that the approach end cable is a little tight."

[Longhitter]

"Note to self: do not sneak up behind a jet in a Piper Cub..."

[NutLoose]

Ahh the classic touch and whoa

[NutLoose]

It may not accelerate fast, but it climbs like a love sick angel

[NutLoose]

Errr that's V1 as in then rotate, not make like the missile

[Tashengurt]

"Now take a quick glance at the clock and you'll be set for Mess stories for ever."

[ShyTorque]

When Biggles was told to go around immediate, he really took it to heart.

[CoffmanStarter]

[Wensleydale]

Agnes had still not grasped the concept of reverse parking.

[CoffmanStarter]

Right Bloggs ... the secret when recovering from a tailslide ... hold everything tightly until you hammerhead ... including your lower bowel .. oops too late