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Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:53
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""I did what you said, Sir - turned everything loose, closed my eyes and started on the Lord's Prayer - then this happened !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:53
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Bloggs ... Normally when we do a compass swing we don't bother with magnetic inclination
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 18:16
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"It saw a mouse !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 18:35
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When I asked "have you flown taildraggers" this isn't what I meant!
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 19:05
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"There was this bloody wasp in the cockpit !"
 
Old 7th Mar 2015, 07:15
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'OK, you've seen the leans, now this is the pitch-up illusion.'
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 08:22
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Distraction.... "When I said "Check for FOD" I didn't want you to bring Miss Wayward Body along as well".
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 09:54
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Whoa! Nelly..........
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 10:11
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But his real crowd pleasing stunt was to scrape cow pats off the runway with the tail.
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 10:15
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"What do we do when approaching flare height, Bloggs?"
"Er ... aah ... full pro-spin controls, Sir?"
"Nooooooooo...!!!"
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 11:13
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"I've told you before Bloggs. Never call it a Kite"..............
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 11:18
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Alright then...I've put it in a Stall. Recover that you smart arse!
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 14:09
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"Today's lesson, Ladies and Gentlemen, is tiedowns. Need I say anything?"
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 16:58
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""This anti-gravity device you gave me to test, Sir - needs a bit more work doing on it !"
 
Old 7th Mar 2015, 16:58
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You put your right wing in, and do the hokey cokey...................
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 17:10
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"I know there has to be an Unusual Position as a part of my IRT, Sir, but isn't this a bit much ?"
 
Old 7th Mar 2015, 20:11
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Giggetty...
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Old 7th Mar 2015, 21:44
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"I sneezed, sorry, Sir "
 
Old 8th Mar 2015, 09:45
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Didn't you tell me to practice aerobatics closer to the airport?
Is this close enough?
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Old 8th Mar 2015, 10:59
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