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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:23
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When Biggles was told to go around immediate, he really took it to heart.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:36
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:40
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Agnes had still not grasped the concept of reverse parking.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:40
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Right Bloggs ... the secret when recovering from a tailslide ... hold everything tightly until you hammerhead ... including your lower bowel .. oops too late
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:41
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Brian was regretting his decision to become a RPAS pilot.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:45
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OK smart ar$e ... I know I said ... "see if you can put it on the piano keys"
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:48
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Sir ... are you sure this is a 'non toppling' Artificial Horizon
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 12:50
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Yes Bloggs ... I know I said "stick controls speed" ... but we have wheel brakes for the Tarmac
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:36
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When I said put it on the Piano keys, I didn't mean play Chopsticks!
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:37
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When it came to his Husky conversion, young Skywalker's mastery of the Force proved rather imperfect.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:37
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Aaaaaand, fire the JATO's....you did attach them right?
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 13:39
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"Do you have the Runway in sight?"
"...it was there a second ago..."
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 14:26
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Harrison Ford at the 12th tee.
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 15:01
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"...and when I tap the dashboard I'd like you to demonstrate an emergency stop"

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"Oops sorry, silly me - wrong driving test".
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:24
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"My next trick is impossible !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:26
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Clearly a helicopter pilot
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:28
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IHAVECONTRO..........nevermind
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 16:31
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"Damn' windshear !"
 
Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:40
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Old 6th Mar 2015, 17:45
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As you can see Bloggs, the P factor increases with AOA.
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