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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 16:28
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"We don't really know but it usually perks up when it sees an APC".
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 16:35
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"Try giving it the Kiss of Life, Hoskins !"
 
Old 2nd Mar 2015, 16:58
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When they are deflated we can get 250 in a single C-17.... then Cameron will be able to claim that the RAF is capable of moving the whole of the EU Rapid Reaction Force just by itself. That should keep those US Generals quiet until after the election.
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 17:03
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"Well, it has been in stores since 1944, you know"
 
Old 2nd Mar 2015, 19:45
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The little bugger with the air rifle got the tank, but I've managed to save the missle launcher. Now go and get a patch.
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 20:17
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The very tank that was depicted in the final scene of Fury showed just how inept the SS were in the war!
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 20:29
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It was a main battle tank until this government deflated its ego.
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Old 2nd Mar 2015, 22:41
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"I think I've got a puncture repair kit on the bike. I'll have a look"
 
Old 2nd Mar 2015, 22:56
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Some good ones so far - keep it up (fnarr, fnarr)


"No wonder it's drooping, all he gets from 'er next door is Grumbles.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 00:28
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""Either thou art bewitched with blood of frogs new dead,
Or jaded camest thou from some other bed"........ Ovid (Ars Amatoria)



(As the last two or three sessions have prematurely rung down the curtain, leaving me with a quiverful of unused arrows, I'm going to watch it this time !) D.
 
Old 3rd Mar 2015, 05:00
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When I told the RAC I had a flat on my Tank, they laughed & hung up!
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 07:18
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Whaddaya complaining about, the job ad said "get to blow up artillery", now start a huffing and a puffing.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 08:14
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Defence spending cuts leave army feeling badly let down.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 11:42
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"And this is our latest product, it's a tank themed tampon for issue to the WRACs"
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 11:47
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I told you not to get that WRAC to blow it...up, she's sucked the life out of it..
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 12:08
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What kind of lube did you use Corporal
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 12:10
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Defence spending was reported to have risen after the affects of inflation were taken into consideration.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 15:26
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This knocked-out Serbian Tank near Djakovica shows that even the latest Russian military hardware is no match for NATO´s superior weaponry.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 17:07
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Ann Summers group try new line in inflatables
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 19:34
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We named our tank Mae West.
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