Caption competition

[Phil_McCrevis]

Fashion conscous skiier is amazed when a sea king lands next to his skiis, after trying out the emergency function on his new Brietling watch.

[antipodean alligator]

Gee I wish that they would invest in some more modern snow makers here!

[airborne_artist]

It was shortly afterwards that the RAF announced that the rescue helos would have a name change from Sea King to Snow Queen.

[WPH]

SAR is LEANed

The LEAN solution to SAR recommends bringing casualties to strategically placed aircraft to save on operating costs.

[scamptonboy]

The Cairngorm branch of the RSPB were said to be "pleased as punch" upon the discovery of a new species of flightless bird!

[GPMG]

Archeologists in the year 2030 were amazed to find such a unique and well preserved example of a genuine RAF helicopter. The last of it's kind since the Labour defence 'super' cuts hit the MOD back in 2007.

[FormerFlake]

Scientist are hoping to extract DNA from the preserved Seaking to recreate a new helicopter which will get a home in JuraSAR Park.

[strek]

Having heard of the Future Rotorcraft Capability theory (and not believing it), the RAF began to squirrel away aircraft.....just in case.

or

What chopper parked here

[BattlerBritain]

It was lucky that the helicopter bungee jumping championships just happened to be at the same site as the British Winter Olympic team training ground.

[LuckyBreak]

.....and that's why we check the TAF before we take off......

[PICKS135]

Of course its a disabled parking bay cant you see the road markings

[reddeathdrinker]

"Hello, Line Control? Can we get the de-icer truck out please?"

[VitaminGee]

Chilly Sea King Winner.......

Thanks and well done to all contributors.
The runners-up are LuckyBreak with:

.....and that's why we check the TAF before we take off......

and Tombstone with

After OC Admin refused to authorise the bookings of flights to the RAF Ski Champs, OC 202 took matters into his own hands & decided to show the blunties who the daddy was...

but the winner, with an instant coffee-keyboard moment, is
MilSpFunc with

Looks like hell has frozen over and still no answer from the JPA help desk.

Over to you MSF

[MilSpFunc]

caption comp

I Am Sure You Will All Be Russian To Provide A Caption For This One!

[clicker]

Captain, Its that a personal nuclear device glowing in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?

[Lafyar Cokov]

British Airways finally comes to a compromise over the overt display of crosses.....................

[MostlyHarmless]

"Yes I know it's unconventional, but I *do* find I'm always first to line up now; it's just getting the push back that I'm having problems with..."

[brickhistory]

11/30/06 bbc.co.uk*

The merger between BA and Iran's flag carrier was announced today simultaneously in London and Tehran. We take you now to our correspondant standing by live at Heathrow..............










(not really)

[Safeware]

No need for fin lights on this one then.

[6Z3]

There was clear evidence that he did have a dump soon after having the finishing his Club Class Sushi.