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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:25
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Er What happens when you rub it ?
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:28
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So, how could you spot a pilot before they had big watches?
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 15:36
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He's clearly got a too tighter grip on the stick ... a bad habit to have
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 17:31
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There we were, low level over the bush, we just hopped this Rhino and it took a swing at us, But I don't think he hit us though....
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 17:43
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There I was, nothing on the cock but the maker's name....
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 19:06
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When I said that we would be carrying an underslung load.....
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 19:35
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Rodger, the Pilot, instantly regretted his lisp when he told the Native to "sit" in his seat...
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 19:37
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When the Australians said that they agreed for a WSOp exchange for seedcorn we didn't think that they meant this!
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 19:38
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The Australians misunderstood the requirement for a Cat and Trap apparatus.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 20:48
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The co-pilot stopped smiling when he found out he was the in-flight meal.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 21:33
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LP Cock.....Sorry, HP Cock.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 21:35
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This Big-Spinning-Palm-Tree-Belong-Mrs-Queen.
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 21:35
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"I don't think that you should have asked him for a '99'...!"
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Old 22nd Feb 2015, 22:59
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Like all true Pilots, he was ready for his lap dance when he got to the gate...
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Old 23rd Feb 2015, 00:28
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"Yes, I'm quite partial to a bit of long pig !"
 
Old 23rd Feb 2015, 01:24
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"Yes that's right, the name is Benny, and you say you know my distant Falklands side of the family?"
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Old 23rd Feb 2015, 20:00
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Loving your work, posters ... the hour of judgment cometh...

These were just a couple of the chuckle-inducing ones that I really liked:

Fox3 with
So, how could you spot a pilot before they had big watches?
Nutloose with
Ahhh I do love this sheepskin seat cover's, I haven't had a decent wipe in years...
but for straight-out funny political incorrectness I give first prize to:

Dazdaz1 with
You give me ice cream and I won't eat your brains.
Take it away Dazdaz!
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Old 23rd Feb 2015, 20:34
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Well played Dazdaz
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 15:12
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Please forgive me for my late reply. A post in the next hour.
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Old 24th Feb 2015, 15:35
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Hope it works.......

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