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Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:05
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The use of a yellow chopper as a control point in the Arctic Orienteering Championships did make things easier for the competitors.

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The crewman ran out of coffee early in the flight - otherwise he'd have supplemented his meagre pay with running a summit snack-bar.
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:07
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After OC Admin refused to authorise the bookings of flights to the RAF Ski Champs, OC 202 took matters into his own hands & decided to show the blunties who the daddy was...
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:17
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Ski Kings

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Dave's exchange tour with the poles was not what he was expecting
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:42
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The politically correct remake of "Ice Station Zebra" didn't do well at the box office.......
 
Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:43
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The US finally had to admit global warming was a problem after a photo was released of seaking operations in the south of england...
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:45
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Photgraph of The Royal Air Force in 2010
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 12:51
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Recruit shortages mean we must do all we can to retain our people.

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Looks like hell has frozen over and still no answer from the JPA help desk.
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 13:57
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The engineers attempts to hide aircraft from the aircrew failed yet again
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 14:37
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I said "Fairies no wash the aircraft",

but the sooties went and Fairy Snow washed the aircraft!
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 19:12
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"Well, must say, the hangar anti-fire foam system worked very well, just as it did in that US trial a year or so back."



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Old 24th Nov 2006, 19:24
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"Yes Nurse, as I was saying, the number one priority must now be to keep the stretcher warm until monday, so if you'll kindly just follow me inside..... "
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 19:30
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The IPT believed that freezing the aircraft when not in use would make them last longer. The rest of us think it is an excuse to go skiing.
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 19:58
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At that moment the scene with the frozen helicopters in "The Day After Tomomorrow" began to look less ridiculous.
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 20:07
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The crew were proud of their snow sculpture made from yellow snow.
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 20:44
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"What the hell are you smiling at?"
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Old 24th Nov 2006, 22:50
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Originally Posted by MilSpFunc
Looks like hell has frozen over and still no answer from the JPA help desk.
ROFLMAO
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Old 25th Nov 2006, 00:08
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Yep, thats right, we bump start it by pulling on the ropes.
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Old 25th Nov 2006, 01:52
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"How was I to know that bird was the AOC's daughter?"
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Old 25th Nov 2006, 06:03
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Caption

The new Winter Olympic discipline was surprisingly unpopular!
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Old 25th Nov 2006, 06:46
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You'll wonder where the yellow went, when you brush your teeth with Telicdent

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