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Old 14th Jan 2015, 10:45
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George, don't do that!
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Old 14th Jan 2015, 16:02
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An angry misunderstanding developed when the stewardess explained that she wasn't allowed to serve miniatures!

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Old 14th Jan 2015, 16:03
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Thank you Stanwell Park in my drive anytime

Did think about how the Sellars sketch of reading to the children in the park in Balham . . four square on the northern line . . . as in -

"Norah felt his hot breath on her cheek, as he ripped the thin silk . . . ."

might be adapted. . . but then thought better of it

The kids in the plane are light years from those who learned from
'The School of the Air' with pedal wirelesses linking their outback stations
with base stations like Alice Springs and Cloncurry
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Old 14th Jan 2015, 16:39
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RAF trial delayed puberty drug, when it was realised they could save money by issuing VAT free uniforms and child portion meals for aircrew.
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Old 14th Jan 2015, 18:16
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 07:04
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RAF finds innovative solution to the problem of premature ageing in aircrew due to cosmic radiation.
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 10:39
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Last call, judging tomorrow....some very good ones so far
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 12:00
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.....and Busters........
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 12:01
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As a special reward, the very best cartoon will be featured on the cover of the house magazine ...
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 13:03
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If that steward says 'Can you tell what it is yet' one more time, I'm making a grab for the parachute.
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 13:12
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The Sentinel replacement was looking promising but, like the original, it was going to need bigger processors...
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 13:35
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"My goodness, Hoskins, I fully agree that we need young and supple minds to cope with modern technology. But are you sure we've got the constitution of Rivet Joint crews right?"
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 14:02
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A turf war has developed recently in the RAF, with the Government insisting that every Trappers visit now has to include 2 OfSted inspectors.
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 14:06
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The winner with the best picture will get a big box of Hectopascals.
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 14:23
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Next one who says "Are we there yet" goes and sits on the naughty step




Anyone who asks "Where are we?" gets recoursed.
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Old 15th Jan 2015, 18:51
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No the bag doesn't have vimto in it, you dyslexic [email protected]


Pilot-Nav: What were those two course corrections for?
Nav-Pilot: Just navigating round my happy meal.
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Old 16th Jan 2015, 18:20
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Good morning tiddly-winks, this is your captain speaking....my name is Sponge Bob and we are currently flying at a height of 800,000 Lego bricks. Flight time today is around 3 episodes of teletubbies where we will be arriving in Legoland in time for afternoon nap. Please remember to use the slides on arrival to exit the spaceship, but in the event of an emergency we will deploy the steps where adults will come and collect you....thank you for flying Pram Am.
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Old 17th Jan 2015, 09:05
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Some great captions but this weeks winner is Tashengurt with:

Assume Creche Positions

Well done, and over to you
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Old 17th Jan 2015, 09:55
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Agreed. Enjoyed that one Tash.
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Old 17th Jan 2015, 11:07
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2nd'd this end
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