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Old 5th Jan 2015, 15:44
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This meeting has been called to answer the FOI request about the cost of rank braid.
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 15:46
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Ahhh ... Office Chair racing ... The Sport of Kings
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 15:47
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How many of you would voluntarily forego a small portion of your pension to keep the memorial chapel at Biggin Hill open?
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 15:50
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Pay attention men, I will say this only once..........
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 15:57
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Who let the Pongo in wearing Pyjamas
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 16:02
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A rare picture of the entire PPRuNe Moderator Team
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 16:02
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"Right Gentlemen. Five Card Stud, aces high. Last man standing gets the KCB".
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 16:38
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"So, that's 15 browns and 7 yellows. OK lads, the strippers will be along in a minute. Who's the birthday boy?"
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 16:53
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And when the music stops..................
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 18:48
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"Has WWIII broken out already ? Nobody told me ! (Am I still on some Reserve or other ? Could they recall me ? Would they give me my old rank back ?")
 
Old 5th Jan 2015, 19:06
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The tea lady arrives without any chocolate biscuits.
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 19:30
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2nd April 1982
Brian Sheepshagger, under-assistant post boy, holds the full attention of their Lordships when it is discovered he's the only person in the building who's even heard of the Falklands.
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 19:38
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"Who's round is it?"
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 19:45
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The ghosts of St George's Chapel have a meeting in God's conference room about what will happen to the Minister that signed their remains away to a Ltd company...
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 19:50
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Gentlemen ... I've called us together following the article in The Times this morning ... Apparently some of our junior officers are unsure as to who they should salute when meeting more senior officers from our other Armed Services
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 20:01
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"Welcome to the new Senior officer retirement suite, as you can see the facility has been built to ease you from a Senior Service position straight into an old folks home environment"
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 20:39
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"Repeat after me, 'it's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine', and for God's sake, this time smile!"
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Old 5th Jan 2015, 20:45
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I say Sqiffy ... Would you mind being Mr Vice as you're the most junior officer as a Brigadier
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The members of SPECTRE became nervous when they realised there was no chair for Blofeld and his cat...
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The committee reforms so that the RAF pullover can be re-designed...again.
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