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Old 24th Dec 2014, 01:06
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"Ahh those, the MOD sent us some ski equipped artillery and when we pointed out it never snows here, they turned up 6 months later, apparently they are the worlds first snow makers and cost a fortune"
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 01:26
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"So, about this new chap in procurement; Dr Seuss you say....."
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 01:32
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"We captured them in Jericho"
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 04:23
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"Well General, when I was told the men always returned from the front with a massive horn, this wasn't what I expected either."

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Old 24th Dec 2014, 08:00
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Don't worry Boss ... I think we have a good chance of winning this years Mess Christmas Blow Football tournament
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 08:01
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 08:31
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"Come the twelth of August, those damned grouse won't know what's hit them."

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Old 24th Dec 2014, 09:26
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You vill enjoy das Oompah Band
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 09:45
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Continually berated for not listening to their lower ranks, the Senior Leadership Team asked DE&S for a solution to the problem...
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Old 24th Dec 2014, 23:58
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The guns are for the rest of the year, but we thought it would be nice for Christmas if we used confetti instead of shells.
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Old 25th Dec 2014, 01:30
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"I dunno what it is about that Mata Hari, but she sure gives the artillery the horn"
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Old 25th Dec 2014, 07:39
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On Broadway, costs had spiralled out of control at the new staging of "The Producers".
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Old 25th Dec 2014, 07:41
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Scientists have developed a new hearing test for ex-Shackleton crew....
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Old 25th Dec 2014, 15:05
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When the Judges controversially announced the German band as the winner of Eurovision 1914 they didn't quite grasp the consequences..
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Old 25th Dec 2014, 15:08
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The victors of the Battle of Little Big Horn..
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Old 25th Dec 2014, 19:57
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"The music goes round 'n around - ooh ah ooh ah ooh ah - an' it comes out here !"
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Old 26th Dec 2014, 06:07
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Judgement day

Some great entries:
I'll let this run on and judge on 27th so we can get another up in time for the New Year,
If that's O.K. by you guys.
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Old 26th Dec 2014, 11:04
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Hier is der dusenflugzeug einflugschneiss category 3b Blindlandesystem hier im Rheinland entwickelt. Unsere Kämpfer können jetzt den Krieg auf die R.A.F. bei jedem Wetter.
Haben Sie Fragen?

apologies nacht google.
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Old 26th Dec 2014, 13:45
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"Ya ve got these in for ze eleven pipers piping, now ve have to source ze Twelve drummers drumming"
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Old 26th Dec 2014, 16:07
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Hier spricht man fliesend, schlect Deutsch

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Nun haben Sie Ihrer allwettersystem entwickelt. Haben Sie auch seiner Allwetterpiloten um Ihrer kämpferdüsenflugzeug zu fliegen ?

Allerdings, herzslicher Willkommen ! Kommen Sie wieder zuruck !

Glückliches neues jahr !

D.

Last edited by Danny42C; 26th Dec 2014 at 16:29. Reason: Add umlaut.
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