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Coff, you have to win this with 27402, only one that made us both splutter.
"I say Carruthers, reminds one of Eton, what?"
"I say Carruthers, reminds one of Eton, what?"
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Well sailor, you might well think the Navy life isn't too bad after all, but once tea break is over it's face down over the barrel for both of us.
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"I say Smithers, Jolly unsporting of Jerry to throw some potatoes and carrots into our bath, and I bet you're not happy where he stuffed those chestnuts and sage.. but nice of them to say we could spend a few hours in the old tub, though why does he keep mentioning basting?"
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"Sorry Smithers, but it is Christmas, so just look on it as a yule log."
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If you think this is embarrassing, just wait for the tumble dry cycle!
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Well, I'm happy to report that the Orion capsule is a success however, I think we need to work a little bit more on the heat shield...
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"Smithers old chap, no need to stand on formality here, you do not need to stand to attention every time a senior office enters the bathing facility."
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" They say it's to save water apparently, when we get back I'm going to give that Gibson chappie a piece of my mind"
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"So you're saying you have no rum or baccy left? Well what else do you Navy Chappies do for entertainment?"
"I tell you what, Smithers, your idea that we pluck out pubes in the bath and paste them on our faces to win the Movember competition is absolute genius."
