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Old 15th Dec 2014, 12:55
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Careful! The tip is sensitive...
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Old 15th Dec 2014, 13:37
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Buster old mate it looks like dear old Nutty is a tad over excited ... Have you got his earthing cable from last time ?
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Old 15th Dec 2014, 14:16
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You simply pull here and the tampon comes out.
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Old 15th Dec 2014, 14:16
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So ... Sir would like the full Six Handed Fantasy Fighter Pilot Thai Massage ... That'll be 50 Baht please
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Old 15th Dec 2014, 14:20
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Gosport Tube you say ... Those were the days
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Old 15th Dec 2014, 18:04
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"...and when you plug it in, it automatically pumps you up!"
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Old 16th Dec 2014, 17:57
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Suzi Wong was delighted - couple this up to the garage airline and it would take you down two dress sizes in thirty seconds !
 
Old 16th Dec 2014, 19:55
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"... and this is what the boys stuff down the front of their pants to complete that 'I'm a hero fighter pilot' look."
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Old 16th Dec 2014, 20:55
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NOT AN ENTRY

Arm out of the window,

Thought it was a Coke bottle !

D.
 
Old 16th Dec 2014, 23:23
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You can tell a man design this flight suit, they put the important things on the outside instead of the inside......
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Old 17th Dec 2014, 00:25
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Careful Xin. I reckon those Imperial Western Dogs will put this on some sort of caption competition and try to find some mildly amusing joke about your adjustments!

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"Ahh I see now, they are Nutloose's old flight suits, see.. this is where they attached the Swedish Penis Enlarger, they say they had to fit them because he was smaller than a Flea's Dong!"

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Old 17th Dec 2014, 04:06
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"Oh what? I just had surgery to get rid of one of these!"
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Old 17th Dec 2014, 20:08
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Who dat man ?

But who is the mysterious stranger leering over the trailing edge ?

Could it be:

(tried pinching pic off Google - wouldn't play !)


CHAD ! or KILROY ? (No, not Nutloose or Buster !)

saying: "If these are the Beverly Sisters, bring 'em on !"

(tried again - succsess !)




Engraving of Kilroy on the WWII Memorial in Washington DC

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Old 17th Dec 2014, 20:14
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NOT AN ENTRY (Just having fun!)


How thoughtful! A Tampax Injection device.
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Old 17th Dec 2014, 20:26
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Who dat man ?

But who is the mysterious stranger leering over the trailing edge ?

Could it be:

(tried pinching pic off Google - wouldn't play !)


CHAD ! or KILROY ? (No, not Nutloose or Buster !)

saying: "If these are the Beverley Sisters, bring 'em on !"

(tried again - success !)




Engraving of Kilroy on the WWII Memorial in Washington DC


EDIT: Of course ! It was only a helmet all the time ! (My eyes are dim, I cannot see, I have not brought my specs with me).

Apologies all round - (retires in confusion). D.

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Old 17th Dec 2014, 22:05
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Can't be Busters, it's missing the helmet on the end...oh wait, there's the helmet. It's on the wing.
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Old 18th Dec 2014, 07:26
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PPRuNe prepares for a massive Cyber Attack from North Korea following the posting of a still from Sony's new film "The Interview"
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Old 18th Dec 2014, 08:51
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Mission scrubbed, Sony have cancelled the screening of the film
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Old 18th Dec 2014, 10:01
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Judging time .... brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ba ding!(drum roll)

Equal 3rd:
The boyfriend nudged me last night at 3am and said he fancied a 69, I said if you think I'm cooking at this time of night your mad!
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"They are to warn the rest of the PLAF that we are ladyboys"
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2nd:
So ... Sir would like the full Six Handed Fantasy Fighter Pilot Thai Massage ... That'll be 50 Baht please
(Coffman Starter)

and the winner:

"Oh what? I just had surgery to get rid of one of these!"
(Runaway Gun)

Take it away RG!
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Old 18th Dec 2014, 10:49
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Well played RG

Good pic AOTW
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