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Old 21st Dec 2014, 04:33
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:11
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I hope that's a regulation loofah you're handling there Airman
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:15
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I say you Australian chaps ... In the RAF, when one does one's ablutions, one refers to 'cleaning one's undercarriage' ... where in the RAAF you refer to 'soaking the dags off'

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:16
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:19
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Jacuzzi mode ... give me a moment and I'll see what I can do
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:21
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Stop calling me Sheila
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 07:50
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"I say, I don't mind you climbing in old chap, but bringing your laundry's a bit cheeky."

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:05
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"You know, Carew, that's not quite cricket, old boy"
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:11
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Rate of sink? 2/6 per hour.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:12
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The FAA aerodynamics instructor explains washout.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:43
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"Don't complain old man, at least this time we got in before the cooks got here to wash up the pots and pans."
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:45
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"OK Bertie, I don't mind you singing 'Three men in a tub' but I think that's quite enough of the 'rub-a-dub-dub' for one day, don't you?"
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 08:48
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Sir ... I realise Kings Regulations require all Officers to ensure the 'cleanliness of all personnel under their command' ... But is it really necessary to bath with everyone
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 10:12
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'We used to get in face to face you know....but no one would share with old 'donkey Dawkins.'

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 10:33
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It was that time of the month... and it was a short month.
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 11:14
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"Friendly natives" you said.. I was having my doubts when they put vegetables in the bath with us!!
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 11:21
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"As long as it's only your upper lip that's stiff, you're welcome to stay..."


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Old 21st Dec 2014, 12:48
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Correct! Okay then...what am I holding now?

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Old 21st Dec 2014, 13:22
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I know someone nicked the bath plug but I've improvised
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Old 21st Dec 2014, 13:38
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I say, old chap, would you mind lending me your soap? - I seem to have worn mine out.
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