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Old 28th Nov 2014, 08:16
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With the continued reduction of the Mud Moving Fleet, the RAF begin to experiment with Amazon Prime to deliver ordinance
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 08:18
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 08:20
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Are you sure this is the correct replacement canister for the Air Bag
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 08:50
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This was to be the last fuse that ever got fitted at that particular branch of Halford's.
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 09:02
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"Is this a Shell garage?"
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New jihad recruit Muhammad el-Smith didn't quite get the hang of 'car bomb'.
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When I asked the garage to fill up the tank - this is what they gave me.
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 09:52
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The end of another Top Gear....


..."and on that bombshell".
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 10:09
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ValMORNA I'll let you score this one if you like?
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 11:20
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" Yes Officer I realise the car was written off, but my insurance company assured me all it needed was a new shell to be road legal"
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"Whatdya mean that's not a thermos flask"
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 11:55
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"Yes, I'm Swedish and yes, it's a pump. What of it?"
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 12:02
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Cor ... a soda siphon ... how very retro 70's
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 13:32
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Remake of The Charge of the Light Brigade?!
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 13:53
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..Does my bomb look big in this?..
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 14:45
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Total thread drift but a couple of these must be naturals for a caption competition:

Kim Jong-Un Instructs Female Pilots
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 15:36
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"Now then, sir! We've stopped you because you seem to be driving under the influence and that appears to be a beer bottle on your lap. So, if you'd just like to throw the bottle out here and follow me into the back of the police car..".
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 17:48
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Yes I know I've only got one knee protector on ... Guess where I'm wearing the other one
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Thank you for the offer, Buster, but I'm getting too hysterical with laughter at some of the replies to make a sane judgement. Back to you . . .
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Old 28th Nov 2014, 23:02
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