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Old 19th Nov 2014, 23:40
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"Bridal delivery for Boko Harum!"

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I wouldn't have invited everyone you know. When you said we were going on the A380, I didn't realise you meant the road!

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Lawrence of Arabia had a lot to answer for!
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 06:11
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Attenborough voice on: "And here we see the rare desert hedgehog scuttling home..."


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Libyan Studios' version of "Thunderbirds Are Go..."
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 06:23
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MoD announces new HMForces Coachcard...
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 07:23
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We are going to move in with Bob Geldorf. We are sure that he will be most welcoming.
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 08:26
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Right ... No one f@rt otherwise we're all in trouble
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 09:57
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it was then that the driver announced that he needed to get to the spare tyre..
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 10:24
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It's okay everyone, the Desert Rat has gone.
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 10:24
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The March hare, sitting on the top of a bunch of mechanised nomads thought to himself, rather ironically, "And they have the temerity to call me mad!"

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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:01
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Problems with baggage handling at Heathrow again!
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:02
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e-mail from Amazon:
"Dear Mr European Union,
Your item[s] have been despatched. Your delivery date is unknown, and it is not possible to track your package."
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:16
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Buster's Batmen struggling again
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:24
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Lack of transport capability? Not any more.

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And next we'll be attempting the record for how many officers can we get in a Mini. We're just waiting for the reply from the promotions board.
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:42
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The outrage bus hit the road again.


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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:52
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Voter turn out was high in the Rochester by-election.


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Old 20th Nov 2014, 11:53
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Yeah, I'm helping this guy get some cash out of Nigeria. He said he'd give me a cut...
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 12:32
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The inhabitants of the village were tested and found to be HGV positive.
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 17:03
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"Cap'n, the engine canna tak' it !"
 
Old 20th Nov 2014, 17:45
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Harry the Hedgehog wasn't overly impressed with his Vivian Westwood makeover.
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Mess Rugby anyone
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Old 20th Nov 2014, 19:45
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