Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 10th Nov 2014, 21:48
  #26881 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,437
Received 89 Likes on 50 Posts
Gesundheit!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 10th Nov 2014, 22:16
  #26882 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Holly Beach, Louisiana
Posts: 916
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Loft enough Boom Bang into the Air and even the Air Force can hit something!
Boudreaux Bob is offline  
Old 10th Nov 2014, 23:32
  #26883 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Its when you realise asking Armaments dept to run New Year Firework display was maybe a tad ambitious.
racedo is offline  
Old 10th Nov 2014, 23:40
  #26884 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Someone's doing an Inventory Check !"
 
Old 11th Nov 2014, 04:05
  #26885 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,437
Received 89 Likes on 50 Posts
"The yellow zone is for loading and unloading only..."
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 11th Nov 2014, 14:19
  #26886 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"If they must do this, why do it on the Compass Swinging Platform ?"
 
Old 12th Nov 2014, 15:39
  #26887 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Dear ISIL,

Our Air Force would like to thank you for the recent order.

At certain times, we may have a slight delay in delivery as we seek to fulfil other urgent customer requests as well.

However, rest assured you order is important to us, we will process this as soon as is possible.

In keeping with our standard terms and conditions, none of this order is returnable after delivery.

In the event that our order doesn't reach you at the designated delivery address, please call, we can be contacted 24 hours a day on our freephone number.

You may have be put on hold for a short period of time, this is enable us to arrange speedy delivery to the new coordinates provided.

We do operate a 24 hour delivery service so rest assured we are always able to please.

As per our terms and conditions we will notify the press, er you, our esteemed customer 12 hours after delivery.

As you appreciate we have an ongoing customer referral program.

We will happily despatch to your colleagues at a moments notice.
There is no charge for this service. All you need do is provide us with their name, position in the organisation and coordinates.

We understand they may want to share in, our, er your joy at such an unexpected surprise and will happily add in any gift message you may wish to add.

Thanking you in anticipation for your order.

We sadly do not offer much in the may of repeat business.
Our aim is to deliver to you correctly, First Time-Every Time and believe you will never require a redelivery.

Thank you

Customer Service Delivery Department

In the event that some material is not available we reserve the right to substitute material which we feel is more relevant and do the job we require.
We also reserve the right to modify delivery vehicle, however rest assured you definitely get more bang for you buck than other services


In the event you are unhappy with our service after delivery, please call Better Business Bureau.
racedo is offline  
Old 12th Nov 2014, 16:44
  #26888 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,464
Received 2,594 Likes on 1,098 Posts
"Look on the bright side boss, you can put it in the monthly Bombing report, as there is nothing on the form to say we had to be airborne, and we are bound to win this months competition for a close grouping."
NutLoose is online now  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 00:04
  #26889 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,169
Received 133 Likes on 60 Posts
Looks like I may be out of connectivity for the next few days so I am going to call it now.

Those who did not win

-Nutty
-Buster
-Coff

Honorable Mention

Racedo....for the longest "caption" in CAPCOM history

And the winner is.........

brickhistory

In one glorious spasm, the Old Phantom gives up its all, paving the way for the next generation...

Note pm sent
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 01:16
  #26890 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,464
Received 2,594 Likes on 1,098 Posts
aaaaaaaaaarrrrghhh I only got one
NutLoose is online now  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 06:41
  #26891 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Got 3

Ner ner na ner ner
CoffmanStarter is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 09:06
  #26892 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Congrats Brick....

Longest Yes but you can imagine it being sent from "Make a Deathwish - 72 virgins meeting arrangement dept"
racedo is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 10:58
  #26893 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I thank the judge for recognizing quantity and quality, but like him, I will very soon be off the air for too long for thread purposes.

I therefore request that racedo pick up the baton and continue the event.
brickhistory is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 12:56
  #26894 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Holly Beach, Louisiana
Posts: 916
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Winners are adverse to taking responsibility for their posts now are they?
Boudreaux Bob is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 13:06
  #26895 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Possibly, but more likely I will be traveling starting tomorrow, my very AM and will be intermittent on the net for the next plausible judging period.

Don't be a hater; try harder...
brickhistory is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 15:37
  #26896 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: East sussex
Posts: 624
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Bob...."Winners are adverse to taking responsibility for their posts now are they?"

That's not a nice thing to post, circumstances of posting a new photo may be constrained by ones availability at the time due to other requirements in their day to day life.
dazdaz1 is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 16:41
  #26897 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
racedo is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 16:42
  #26898 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Brick done !

Long as you come back and do the Judge Judy and Executioner thingy
racedo is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:00
  #26899 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Will be out of pocket for 7-10 days, too long, so yours entirely if you care to accept the grave responsibility.


My caption for your entry:


Flt Lt 'Bo' Duke took his grudge hi-tech...
brickhistory is offline  
Old 13th Nov 2014, 17:03
  #26900 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Brick ok will do the Judge Judy bit ....................what happens if you the winner again
racedo is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.