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Old 8th Nov 2014, 12:01
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Okay, which one of you clowns threw the custard pie instead of the flash bang?
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Old 8th Nov 2014, 13:14
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Labour MPs were particularly enthusiastic participants in the Armed Forces Parliamentary Scheme.
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Old 8th Nov 2014, 13:16
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Laugh all you like fellas, but when we get round the corner into the kids' TV studio, guess who'll be laughing then!
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Old 8th Nov 2014, 13:16
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"Davis, you really are a ****".
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Old 8th Nov 2014, 13:22
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2 section were quietly confident of victory in the OC's inter-section competition themed on "The Element of Surprise".
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Old 8th Nov 2014, 13:50
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"No Smith. I said come dressed for a big op!"


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Old 8th Nov 2014, 14:03
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Clowns to the left of me, GI's to my right, here I am...stuck in the Middle East with you!
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 06:50
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I only applied for a job in 'elf n safety!
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 09:28
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"Look i'm a reservist and we haven't been issued with all our kit yet"
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 10:46
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Spotting the Rupert on Exchange Duty was not all that hard to do.
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 13:00
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Some good ones so far...........

Will be the "Judge Judy and Executioner" this evening all being well.
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 13:13
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Yes Prime Minister, these are Covert Movement tactics, designed to mask our approach from the enemy. Now just move up here to point and we'll show you Movement Under Fire..
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 19:17
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Bob. When the CO said this foray into Iraq was a sideshow, he never mentioned anything about dressing for one!
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 21:16
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Ok Judgement day...........er time

In 3rd place

Buster

"Shock & awe my arse! Lets just screw with their minds!"

In 2nd Place

Wensleydale

"McDonalds launch their new "Happy Combat Meals" delivery service. "

In 1st place
Big Pistons

"It sure seemed a lot funnier when we were pissed and talking it up in the bar......."

(What hasn't seemed funnier late in a bar at night and next day thinking WTF )


Congrats BPF - take it away
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 21:18
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Well played Big P
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 23:03
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Originally Posted by racedo
Congrats BPF - take it away
------- WILCO-----
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 23:16
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Not sure how to resize this one to make it bigger so I would appraciate anyone more computer savvy ( ie just about everyone) fixing it.
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 23:18
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"..and that's all the weapons we have left for the whole Air Force?"

"..and the only serviceable aircraft.
And the pilot's ill and the nav's on a Diversity course"
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Old 9th Nov 2014, 23:25
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"It'll never fly with that lot on board !!
 
Old 9th Nov 2014, 23:53
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It sure can carry a lot, but I thought they'd go further when dropped.
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