PPRuNe Forums

Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Register
FAQ
Calendar
Wikiposts
Today's Posts
Search
Vendor Directory
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 6th Nov 2014, 20:07
  #26821 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,756
Received 2,740 Likes on 1,166 Posts
"Sgt are you sure about this RAF Regiment officer they have embedded with us?"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 6th Nov 2014, 20:45
  #26822 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,555
Likes: 0
Received 42 Likes on 29 Posts
...and stop asking about the use of custard pies within the current ROE!
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 03:48
  #26823 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,198
Received 133 Likes on 60 Posts
The Commanding General is not amused at how the "Close Liaison Operations With Natives" directive is being implemented in the field !
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 03:50
  #26824 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Canada
Age: 63
Posts: 5,198
Received 133 Likes on 60 Posts
Nice try Pvt Bloggins, but I am still not going to recommend a Section 8 discharge.
Last edited by Big Pistons Forever; 8th Nov 2014 at 03:57.
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 07:16
  #26825 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,475
Received 100 Likes on 57 Posts
Shock & awe my arse! Lets just screw with their minds!

***

Sound off!
One...two...three...toot-toot...five...

***

It's a long shot but Intelligence says that OBL has Coulrophobia...

***

Bob, we're going into real combat now and theres a likelihood that these guys have flame throwers. You better make sure that bucket you're carrying has actual water in it, or else!
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 08:12
  #26826 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,555
Likes: 0
Received 42 Likes on 29 Posts
...and that "I've just been shot" mime is starting to wear a bit thin.
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 08:14
  #26827 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,555
Likes: 0
Received 42 Likes on 29 Posts
...and just wait until you see the new section vehicle!
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 08:17
  #26828 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,555
Likes: 0
Received 42 Likes on 29 Posts
..and in other news: the hunt for the abductors of Pudsey Bear continues.
Wensleydale is online now  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 10:07
  #26829 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,573
Received 415 Likes on 218 Posts
Special agent Higgins reminded himself to never again be last out of bed in barracks after a platoon weekend off at the Notting Hill Carnival.
ShyTorque is online now  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 10:12
  #26830 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: France
Age: 80
Posts: 6,379
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
I know they don't recognised the Geneva Convention, but that's no excuse. Put your uniform back on.
Wander00 is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 10:22
  #26831 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 1998
Location: Mesopotamos
Posts: 5
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Clown: But they said get ready to deliver the punch line.
cattletruck is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 13:33
  #26832 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: St Clears, Wales
Age: 66
Posts: 210
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Look on the bright side Bloggs, the last guy who crept up behind the boss and shouted "BANG" is still looking for the rest of his teef
SteveCox is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 14:48
  #26833 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sussex By The Sea
Age: 79
Posts: 264
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I know you asked for Seals, but I'm all the circus could spare.
nimbev is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 14:56
  #26834 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Sussex By The Sea
Age: 79
Posts: 264
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
The only way to disguise the Death Ray fitted to the Mk10 Billion Dollar Man was to cover it with a false red nose and dress him as a clown.
nimbev is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 15:03
  #26835 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,573
Received 415 Likes on 218 Posts
"Sarge...can anyone spare a smear of cam cream for my face?"

"You scared, son?"

"No, I just don't want anyone to recognise me"
ShyTorque is online now  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 17:04
  #26836 (permalink)  
Danny42C
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
"Vesti la giubba"......
 
Old 7th Nov 2014, 20:47
  #26837 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: USA
Age: 60
Posts: 664
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Broadsword calling Dannyboy, HONK! HONK!


******************************************************


Cut that circus chit-chat...


**********************************************************

If everyone thinks you are a clown, maybe, just maybe...
brickhistory is offline  
Old 7th Nov 2014, 23:42
  #26838 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: ɐıןɐɹʇsn∀
Posts: 1,994
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Ha! Didn't you read the email? It's 'Casual Friday'. I bet the rest of you guys are feeling pretty stupid right now"
Hempy is offline  
Old 8th Nov 2014, 00:02
  #26839 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: THE BLUEBIRD CAFE
Posts: 59
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
. . .. . bring on the clowns they said . . there's got to be clowns . .
stupid stupid war . .. . I wanna go home. . .. real bullets aren't for me . . .

Fantome is offline  
Old 8th Nov 2014, 05:13
  #26840 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,475
Received 100 Likes on 57 Posts
Cpl. Max Klinger Junior was a chip off the ol' block!
Buster Hyman is offline  



Advanced Search

Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.