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Avoid imitations
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How to round up absentees from Bassingbourn:-
i) track the s@ds by satellite
ii) grab 'em by the chopper
iii) drop 'em in the Plaster of Paris (if alive) or quicklime (if dead)
iv) chisel 'em out for court martial/imprisonment/castration/deportation.
i) track the s@ds by satellite
ii) grab 'em by the chopper
iii) drop 'em in the Plaster of Paris (if alive) or quicklime (if dead)
iv) chisel 'em out for court martial/imprisonment/castration/deportation.
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Scrub up time...
Must be a lot of hangar foam incidents out there as there were many good entries, but the winners are...
3rd place: Wensleydale's
I thought that all helicopters suffered from downwash?
2nd place: Fox3WheresMyBanana's
"..and when you've cleared the hangar, you are going to find a Mexican janitor with a very soggy cigarette"
1st place: racedo's
CAVOK !!!!!!
You gotta be joking.
Must be a lot of hangar foam incidents out there as there were many good entries, but the winners are...
3rd place: Wensleydale's
I thought that all helicopters suffered from downwash?
2nd place: Fox3WheresMyBanana's
"..and when you've cleared the hangar, you are going to find a Mexican janitor with a very soggy cigarette"
1st place: racedo's
CAVOK !!!!!!
You gotta be joking.
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