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Old 6th Nov 2014, 15:50
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He says he's here to represent the honour of the Libyan Army.

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Old 6th Nov 2014, 15:53
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Can anyone see the fekkin' clowns or are we safe to move?

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Old 6th Nov 2014, 15:59
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"That was the worst kiddy's party ever..thanks for getting me out of there"

"Shut it. We're not out of the woods yet. There's a splurge gun on the roof opposite, and they could mortar us with jelly and ice cream at any time"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:05
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"I see that Buck House clown has been released from Colchester, Carruthers, but why does he need such a big guard for cleanin' the ablutions, scared of creep-crawlies, what? What?"
"The doc says he's got extreme barracks phobia, sir."
"Barack O'Barmy? Well, tell him from me to cheer up, the feller's only got two years to go, haw haw haw!"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:08
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Bozo would have a difficult time fitting into the Foreign Legion...

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I've heard of small unit specialization, but really...


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Johnny, if I don't make it, tell Clarabelle I loved her, just not in that way...

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Live-action filming for Call of Duty X: The Guns of Barnum-Bailey...
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:13
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Seal Team 9 is a reserve unit manned exclusively by McDonald's Hamburger U staff. The US DoD has consistently denied its existence, but refuses to explain how a McD's appears on base within days of any overseas deployment. In an emergency, personnel can be deployed at no notice from their day jobs.

Team 9's only failure was the successful building of a Tim's in Kandahar by the even more shadowy Canadian JTF3, whose training facility was recently accidentally revealed (youtube svfFvkHgeWY)
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:48
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Don't worry Sarge ... my squirty flower is primed and ready for action
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 16:54
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"I joined the conga line at that Fancy Dress party, and look where it's got me !"
 
Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:06
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" Ok when we hit the compound spread out left, Ronald, you locate bin Laden and give him a good Mcmuffin ok"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:22
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"I can't believe the ANA guy believed us when we told him it was the latest kit that even we haven't received yet."
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:26
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"I know what you're thinking, but he's completely invisible to NVGs and IR!"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:37
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Don't worry chaps ... if things get a bit hot I'll hand swing my bow tie and air lift all of us outa here
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 17:40
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Sarge says there is a DFC in it for you on the next operation.... Don't Fecking Come
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 18:57
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It sure seemed a lot funnier when we were pissed and talking it up in the bar.......
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:00
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Are you a trained clown? Do you want to help underprivileged children in far away lands. Do you have a high danger tolerance? If the answer is yes then we have a remarkable opportunity !
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:02
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"There's clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, Stuck in the middle with you."
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:02
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"It was this or a posting to RAF Marham!"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:03
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"They said you had to be able to take a joke, not bring one along"
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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:04
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The lads decided to take care of the REMF's who dropped In for just long enough to get their Combat Action Badges.......

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Old 6th Nov 2014, 19:08
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"Rise above the Rest my @rse".
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