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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 22:49
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Captain's Rounds on board HMS Inedible.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 22:51
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"What's this? Another NASA scam?"
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 23:00
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"We've overspent our budget, Chief. Just keep those aircraft feather-bedded until the new financial year."
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 23:01
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An Apache version of 'Grandmother's footsteps'.
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Old 3rd Nov 2014, 23:58
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Bloggs completely cornered the mothball market...
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 00:05
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YOU IDIOT ! I said "foam to safe" Not "safe to foam "
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 00:05
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The attempt to attract Paris Hilton to an open day may have got out of hand.
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 00:07
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Govt's War on drugs taken to new level.............. let them come to us.
Afterall Attorney General Holder's Fast and Furious worked !!!!
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 00:08
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Janitor downs brush and says "Sod Off I'm not cleaning that".
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 00:10
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Sarge
"I can explain...................... er forget it where is the brig"
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 00:47
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"Chief have we got any more Fullers Earth?, we've still got the top 'arf to decontam"
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 07:04
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I thought that all helicopters suffered from downwash?
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What happened when the Boss said that he wanted the Squadron to be Head and Shoulders above the rest!
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 07:23
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Blackhawk (feather) down.
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 08:03
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Taf ybok 2008 calm 9999 ovc000.02 fm2200 skc when hangar doors opened
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 08:20
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I know what the problem is Sarge ... Premature Ejacufoamlation
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 12:07
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Looking on the positive side Sir....You will have the cleanest hangar floor in the country.
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 12:38
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I don't see how a High Vis vest is going to help here Hoskins, but I appreciate your regular PC input.
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 17:47
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Black-head

(When you combine a chopper with a shampoo)
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 17:48
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Nice chopper you have there.............
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