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Old 4th Nov 2014, 12:07
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Looking on the positive side Sir....You will have the cleanest hangar floor in the country.
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 12:38
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I don't see how a High Vis vest is going to help here Hoskins, but I appreciate your regular PC input.
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 17:47
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Black-head

(When you combine a chopper with a shampoo)
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 17:48
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Nice chopper you have there.............
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 17:51
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Black Duck down
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 19:28
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@ racedo

You're not shampooing my chopper...
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 19:32
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"Sdn Ldr Fawkes? Flt Lt Catesby? S.I.B. You're coming with us!"
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Old 4th Nov 2014, 19:36
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"How did you chaps know it was Fawkes and his gang, anyway?"

"It was easy, old man. They gave themselves away when they barrel-rolled."
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:01
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"Borrocks!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:03
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"Where is one supposed to attach the wheels? PHILIP!! Bring them back!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:05
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The Prince of Wales imports a minimalist, Japanese greenhouse.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:10
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"We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futon."

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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:12
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"Oh sh!te! I've lost my tea in this lot!"
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:15
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"Sarge! They've only given us forks to clear up with!'
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:17
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"Are these Dysons?" "Dunno, start 'em up and see what happens."
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:23
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The committee designed egg-timers were not popular.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 16:48
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CAVOK !!!!!!
You gotta be joking.
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 18:29
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Looking at the size of those egg whisks that's a bl00dy big meringue you're cooking up there
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 19:27
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The Budget analyst notified James May that he was using too much packing material...
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Old 5th Nov 2014, 19:41
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Well no one told us the day shift had re surfaced the hanger with fresh concrete
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