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Old 29th Oct 2014, 19:08
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"Where are my crayons?"
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As you can see Carruthers, the effects of long-duration spaceflight, illustrated here by Col Flagg's condition, aren't entirely understood...
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Old 29th Oct 2014, 21:06
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When I was launched the Planet was Run by Apes.
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Old 29th Oct 2014, 22:44
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I think we might need to crank down the centrifuge a tad ...
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Old 29th Oct 2014, 23:03
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Will they make a movie about me......................
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Drill Sargeant said he needed a volunteer to be famous, I sneezed and now I get shot into space.
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There I was happily flying over Kent yesterday evening, trucking some car parts North, when I got bounced by the RAF
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Old 30th Oct 2014, 14:09
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Starring with Ronald Reagan gets me this gig, let him go and I will do his career.
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Old 30th Oct 2014, 14:16
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"Ooo arrr ooo ackkk !"

No sorry old boy ... I don't quite understand your banter
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Heh Heh Heh Heh, I bet the chimp won't be smiling anymore when they tell him he will be flying in a Indian SU 30
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Old 30th Oct 2014, 18:10
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Why can't I play NFL like the rest of my family..............
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I can't remember eating that.
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She reminds me of a WRAC I knew, pushed her up against the wall and she spread them while grinning like a Cheshire Cat, hairy too I seem to remember.
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Old 30th Oct 2014, 19:11
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So it the Royal Marines medical always this easy ?
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Old 30th Oct 2014, 19:33
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Paras for him then
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When I said ... "Give me a monkey" ... I was expecting 500 notes
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Old 30th Oct 2014, 23:02
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