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Old 14th Oct 2014, 23:02
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You're only supposed to blow the bluddy doors off!
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 23:44
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TANK cigarillos - for lying back relaxing after that Special Pleasure...
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 23:45
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"Never mind the tank, we're f@cked!"
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 23:48
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What happens if your tank collides with the Dear Leader.
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Old 14th Oct 2014, 23:50
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"Has that General from USMC finished searching for subversive literature?"
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 01:30
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Listen, lads.... trust me on this. Their recce pukes won't get a Pos ID - and then we'll attack!
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 01:44
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Ok, I couldn't get my hands on a Conveyor Belt, but will this do?
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 01:50
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"What you do is turn it over and slide it very gently onto a plate. The sauce is optional."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 01:50
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Jawas, sah! 'Fousands of 'em!


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The Wizard of Oz remake was decidely more violent...

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The PLA basketball team suffered a setback...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 03:19
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"Hello, this is the AA - We cover you in any vehicle. How may I help?"
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 03:21
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"Yes Comrade Fong, I appreciate we are now a dead cert to win Regimental Tank Track Wear Awareness Week, but..........................
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 03:24
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"Hello, this is the AA - We cover you in any vehicle. How may I help?"
Yes, Hi...Phil called you earlier, on the previous page, and you said you'd be here in 20 minutes...

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Old 15th Oct 2014, 04:16
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Well that was some fun driving, but guys we still have to attack the enemy here.
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 04:17
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What do you guys want first ? The bad news, or the very bad news, or the terrible news about our situation........
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 06:58
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 07:03
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Motor Accident Insurance Claim Form ...

Dear Eagle Star ...

I was proceeding in an Easterly direction. The driving conditions were good with the road surface dry if not a little dusty ...
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 11:19
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"...and it say's it's not getting up again until it's had it's tummy tickled..."
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Old 15th Oct 2014, 11:54
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" I hope no one has seen us, I am not worried about the tank, but we look like a bunch of women having a communual wee."
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"Borrocks!"
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Remember that old Army recruiting advertisement - picture of a tank upside down in a ravine with the byline 'If you were an Army officer this could be your problem' ... well it is, and you are - so get on with it!
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