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"Ok we have had word down from Army High Command, to avoid worrying the possible Ebola victims and the public we have been given a list of discrete codewords to use when dealing with the patient,
For Ebola final phase, use Black Death
For Ebola full blown, use Anthrax
For Ebola showing signs off, use AIDS
For any other symptoms use West Niles disease
Questions?"
For Ebola final phase, use Black Death
For Ebola full blown, use Anthrax
For Ebola showing signs off, use AIDS
For any other symptoms use West Niles disease
Questions?"
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Right lads, in this episode (British bake off) Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood want us to bake a swiss roll. Do any of you know how to make a swiss roll? Yes Sir!!! Push him down a hill.
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"Well Smith, you seem to have caught one of those inconvenient detachment "colds". We don't know exactly what it is so hold this tray under it while we fetch the wire brush and and a bottle of Dettol."
And next favoured guests, politicians and party donors we will see where ordinary soldiers live, its called a tent, please use your respirators and don't talk as none have been to OxBridge.
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"Ok, so it's slow slow quick quick slow"
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"Right chaps, apparently Hoskins has had the cork stuck up his backside for about 2 weeks before he's come to us. Once I remove it, it's every man for himself. Just make sure you hold him down..."