Caption competition
Ben knew that the transfer to the Special High Impact Team (S.H.I.T) and cleaning of communication conduits (er Sewers) was not really the promotion he wrote to his mum about.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
He's definitely an 'Omo, his whites aren't Daz white..
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
"They say after that WRAC nurse contracted Ebola, they have come to remove the dog from the WRAC block"
"Which one?"
"Which one?"
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Somewhere flat
Age: 68
Posts: 5,559
Likes: 0
Received 45 Likes
on
30 Posts
This is the respirator test facility - we have left the body of an Ebola victim in there so you can gain confidence when performing your decontamination drills and so on. Failure to complete the drills correctly will result in failure of the course and probable death.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
Do not worry, we have got these Ebola detectors off some chap from Somerset that used to supply mine detectors to the World, Mr McCormick says they will pick up 105% of all of those infected.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
"As you see Flt Lt Ponsunby-Blythe will not be joining us, he tried to iron his paper suit and plastic apron, but the fire service should have it all under control by the time we deploy"
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
Yes ... A bit like what the Americans do with their spare aircraft ... Rather than make you redundant we are going to shrink wrap you and stick you out in the Arizona Desert just in case we need you again 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
I am afraid we will not be able to deploy our cutting edge Ebola facility to Heathrow today as planned, we are still awaiting the final shipment of bodge tape, plastic sheeting and broom handles to come through"
..
..
Last edited by NutLoose; 10th Oct 2014 at 12:04.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
The brief from the PM is to stands about and look busy, that way he can tell the house he has deployed the military to fight Ebola at our borders.
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,868
Received 2,818 Likes
on
1,200 Posts
This was never mentioned in my redundancy package.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Sussex UK
Age: 66
Posts: 6,995
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like
on
1 Post
Bloke far Right ...
"OK chaps I'm i/c rectal examinations on this Det ... but we have a problem ... not enough KY Jelly ... so this resourceful RAF chappie says we can have a few hundred gallons of PX24 which should do the job nicely"
"OK chaps I'm i/c rectal examinations on this Det ... but we have a problem ... not enough KY Jelly ... so this resourceful RAF chappie says we can have a few hundred gallons of PX24 which should do the job nicely"
Last edited by CoffmanStarter; 10th Oct 2014 at 12:34.