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Old 9th Oct 2014, 22:56
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Congrats Private, you are to welcome the Ebola Patient who is flying in, we will just observe from the hermetically sealed safe room, don't worry its not contagious.
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 22:59
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Right Chaps, welcome aboard HMS Typhoid...

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Breaking Bad auditions to my left, fast track to Officers course to my right.

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Soldier thinking: "Bonus, I can fart here & no one will know....pffffffft....oh crap, it needed to be silent didn't it?"
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 23:06
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Forgetful Bob from the quarantine centre couldnt quite put his finger on it but he just kept feeling that he was the odd man out this morning.
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Old 9th Oct 2014, 23:39
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"Listen, chaps, when we've found the last radiation source hidden on the field, Boss says we can pack up and go home. So get cracking !
 
Old 10th Oct 2014, 00:15
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Right-o chaps. Chef says that the practical jokes have got to stop or he's going to have to go out on stress leave.
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 00:24
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Well if you are really really really nice to the Sargent you to can get the vaccine
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 00:26
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They gave us hazmat suites so we are obviously not going anywhere that has a CBRN hazard......
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 00:26
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Private Bloggins was slow to take the hint that he should shower more often
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 00:30
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Oompah Loompahs prepare for the TV scene in the original Charlie & the Chocolate Factory film.
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 06:54
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Right Gentlemen ... are we all already for Busters annual Bath time
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 06:56
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And here's the bag to put the rest of Kim Jong Un in ... when you find him
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 07:08
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"Your part in the Dear Leader's Birthday Parade is to follow the ceremonial steamrollers with hosepipes and shovels."
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 07:10
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A new member of the Mess is about to be beasted.
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 07:13
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"Look here, this might be a French carrier but the smell of garlic is not that strong."
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 07:14
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"Are we ready to let the pongos in, chaps?"
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 08:02
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And the winner of the 2014 PVC Fetishist of The Year ... is ...
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 08:04
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Yes lads ... The Minister says he's 'right behind you every step of the way' ... Well at least as far as the Members Bar at Westminster that is
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 08:22
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...the competitor dressed in no. 8 uniform!
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 08:28
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I still preferred it with me as batman and you as Wonderwoman
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Old 10th Oct 2014, 08:29
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Bend over boy its Alien Butt probing time.............. we the test team.
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