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"Fortnums? Good. Look, we need fourteen of your Christmas Hampers delivering. 'F' Troop, Blues & Royals. Thank you.
What? No, I haven't a bloody clue where we are - some jungle somewhere. You still have Binky Fortescue-Smyth in your Wines Department? He'll know - Binky knows everything. Good Day!"
What? No, I haven't a bloody clue where we are - some jungle somewhere. You still have Binky Fortescue-Smyth in your Wines Department? He'll know - Binky knows everything. Good Day!"
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"yes... yes, I understand the order Sir, 200 rounds in our own time, engage enemy troops to the front, just, could you 'ave Bert bring us up the gun Sir"
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"Hello....Mother...yes it's Julian, yes I'm still enjoying my gap yah. You wouldn't believe where I am.....yah yah, I know. Can you ask Papa to send me a new shirt"
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[Good oh - quite a few coming in still - here's one in really bad taste although of course I'm not competing just encouraging and amusing this time round]
"No, sir, we don't grow Lebanese Gold here. We do have some really good Borneo Black, or if that's too expensive there is a two for one offer on Labuan Leftovers."
"No, sir, we don't grow Lebanese Gold here. We do have some really good Borneo Black, or if that's too expensive there is a two for one offer on Labuan Leftovers."
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'ello is that Warrington Pizza Palace?, right, we'd like two large cheese and pepperami Pizza'a and 4 cans of cola please, now I see in your advert in my copy of the Warrington Gazette you deliver anywhere, Ok, have you got a pen and a piece of paper 'andy and i'll give yer directions"