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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 18:26
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Quick stuff a pole under it, they might not notice.
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 18:34
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Yes Sir I can confirm that we got all the squadron's aircraft in the air during the no notice readiness exercise.
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 18:39
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A conversation in the Airfix Boadroom in the early 70's ...

Gentlemen ... This gives me an idea for our next product ... We'll call it "Flight Deck"

Who remembers that little box of total disappointment
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 18:52
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"Right get yer shovel paddy, we should get a right good collection of tin worms from under it"
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 18:55
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Brits eh! They sell us some nicely maintained Harriers, then they come back looking to buy airframes in a hurry.
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 19:06
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"And now, Simpkins, where's that partridge you want me to land?"
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 19:07
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"Stop grousing, man! I winged it, didn't I?"
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 19:08
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"Where's that bloody dog gone when you need it?"
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 19:10
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"Daddy, I can see the strings, daddy, daddy, look at the strings, daddy!"
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 19:19
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The landing of 1st (Huntin') Fighter Yeomanry Bn, AAC's first flight is watched with keen interest.
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 20:41
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That's one phucked-up Phantom!
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 20:55
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Actually I really do think the squadron commander is going to notice you wrecked his favorite airplane
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 21:01
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Yah boss they are salvaging the wreck now. What's that...... No no not to worry it is not 571, your personal mount......sorry gotta go bye.

Yelling out the door

Get the maintainers down to the wreck with a bucket of white paint ASAP !
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 21:05
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What are the bits hanging under it ? Oh that is the remains of the F 35 that he ran over.
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 21:43
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Someone ring MOD Procurement.....
"Latest jet safely takes to the air, send payment now."
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 22:03
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Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O
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Old 2nd Oct 2014, 22:54
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Right Bloggs, lets discuss what Plough the Field really means...
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 01:28
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I bit of gaffa here, here and here and she'll be back online.
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 04:23
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Dave the crane driver proudly displays his catch for the camera during the first episode of Extreme Fly Fishing.

(yeah, I know )
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Old 3rd Oct 2014, 05:20
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This weeks Scrapheap Challenge: Supersonic Trebuchet!
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