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Old 16th Sep 2014, 17:09
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But what are they pointing at?


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Old 16th Sep 2014, 18:05
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And we're worried that we may be getting rid of these holes for good ?

Or:

"Come back, Emperor Hadrian - All is Forgiven !" (Wall needs a bit of TLC, though).

Or:

The Scots are only the Irish who couldn't swim !

(You wouldn't hit an old man, now would you ?)
 
Old 16th Sep 2014, 20:20
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Original Maori 'hakka' performed by the Army Re-enactment Service Entertainment Society.
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 20:52
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"It's how we identify Scots, see they're all as tight as a ducks ar*se, it's a dead giveaway."




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Old 16th Sep 2014, 21:23
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Auditions for Braveheart. Mel Gibson wanted to know the religion of the extras...
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 22:54
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Chap on left: "There....I win....told you he's not the real Robin Hood".
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 23:00
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"Noooo...it's stick a feather in your CAP, not cr*p"
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Old 16th Sep 2014, 23:12
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In the absence of Artillery, the SDF became inventive with their 21 gun salute.
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 01:01
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The French exchange officer noted the battle preparations with some glee and looked forward to Agincourt...











yes, I know the two battles are separated in time
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 05:56
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No ... No ... NO ! I said you'll Fly CAP out of Leuchars
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 11:01
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Scots figure out how to beat the iris scanners at British passport control.
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:06
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Just say 'No'!
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:09
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"Right! All aboard! No more than one illegal immigrant plus one blanket per @rse!"
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:11
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"@rse! Drink! F&ck! Girls!"
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:16
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Salmond's Wee Army demonstrates ecological heating.
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:20
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"Insert youse bottles of Buckfast in the crack an' remove the tops wi' one swift motion."
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 12:24
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"Wheer's ma golf clubs?"
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 13:56
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Leaked photo from the latest Andrex advertisement.
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 14:30
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I said 'prostrate' not 'prostate'....
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Old 17th Sep 2014, 15:51
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