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Old 9th Sep 2014, 08:43
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.......and each week we will send you another edition of the magazine complete with parts for you to build a realistic model jet airliner.......
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 09:15
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The wife asked for a nose job and a bigger flat ...... cant wait till she comes home!
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 09:33
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So that guy upstairs has built himself a 747 simulator in his spare room. Ha! Just wait 'til he sees this.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 11:03
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Well ... There's the old aviation adage ... "It flies like a Barn Door" ... This is the other one ... "It flies like a Brick Built Sh1tehouse"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 11:07
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The Russians are still having trouble with their new Stealth Cloaking technology ... every so often they "materialise" inside solid objects
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 11:41
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The View from the New Addition was a bit limited but the Kid's loved all the Gadgets they had to play with.....much the same as it was for their Dad who recently hired on with Aeroflot.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 11:56
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Comrade, firstly, a drive through is for cars only....
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 12:09
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"Sh*t a Brick......."

"Well according to these engine figures, yes we are, lots of them"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 12:39
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Antonov almost cancelled the AN124 when they saw what Ilyushin were up to...
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 14:02
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"Darling, I've told you before about bringing your work home with you."
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 14:04
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Teething troubles emerge for Amazon delivery drones
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 14:05
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Darling, I'm sorry but I need a house with a backyard & our own garden...I'm starting to get cabin fever here!

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Push harder Mrs. Putin, he's almost out!
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 14:16
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When the new extension to the aerospace museum was completed, the Directors wished they'd checked the architect's references at his previous employer (LEGOLAND)
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 14:21
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"Bit late on the round out there Hoskyns..."

"It'll buff out"

"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing"

"Oi, look what you've done to my erection"

Hat, coat , where's the bloody door...
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 14:26
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Determined to build an extension, Scoggins discovers a loophole in the Barnet & District Council Planning Regulations.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 15:49
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OK ... who put Viagra in the fuel tank
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 15:52
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"Slightly above Glide Path ... Not adjusting ... Decision Height passed ... Radar Service terminated"
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 15:58
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It's fine we Mig welded it to the building so it won't Tupolev.

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Old 9th Sep 2014, 16:09
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This is the luxury model where every passenger gets their own bed.
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Old 9th Sep 2014, 16:51
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"Paddy, what have you done?"
"Well you said, Paddy, go and get a plane, we need to take a bit off the top of this sticking door."






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