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"And for the officers amongst you, when you hear the words "Gas Gas Gas," turn to the Airman beside you and you will find a gas mask in his shoulder bag."
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Those of you on my left have passed the course and are posted to Florida, those of you on my right have failed and will be transfered to the Free Scottish Air Force in Lossiemouth.
I know none of you will admit to "knowing" Mary, but the fact is she is now with child and her father has a shotgun and knows how to use it .........
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Last call, scoring this evening 
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"And finally ... when you get back, I need 8 volunteers to finish those Christmas decorations on the ceiling beam ..."
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Ok a full and enjoyable entry for this one, difficult to chose, but
Third place goes to
Foxy
"OK chaps, the Target for Tonight will probably have a greater effect on Air Force effectiveness than anything in the war so far.....Main Building!"
And Vitesse with
The Man from the Ministry was firm. Lightbulb changing would proceed in accordance with KR.
Second place
Tash with
You think this is dull?
Just wait until some tw@t invents flipcharts!
But a clear winner is Foxy with
"Right Chaps, I know we've been on Ops for 3 months straight, but it's getting a bit whiffy in here. Can I remind you that KR2242 clearly states that you must change your underwear every 7 days"
"Does it say who with, Sir?"
Third place goes to
Foxy
"OK chaps, the Target for Tonight will probably have a greater effect on Air Force effectiveness than anything in the war so far.....Main Building!"
And Vitesse with
The Man from the Ministry was firm. Lightbulb changing would proceed in accordance with KR.
Second place
Tash with
You think this is dull?
Just wait until some tw@t invents flipcharts!
But a clear winner is Foxy with
"Right Chaps, I know we've been on Ops for 3 months straight, but it's getting a bit whiffy in here. Can I remind you that KR2242 clearly states that you must change your underwear every 7 days"
"Does it say who with, Sir?"
I have to reveal at this point that "my" caption is in fact a real quote from a fellow pilot at the end of a Taceval*. Since MG isn't here, I suggest we let Tash have this one.
*Yes, the entire room practically wet themselves
*Yes, the entire room practically wet themselves
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It's what I have become to expect of Military pilots, engineers could make them last 6 months 
Have let Tash know and he will post one tomorrow
Have let Tash know and he will post one tomorrow
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No that's pilots, with pencils in their nostrils.
A bit late, but reminds me of when Wg Cdr Cadets at the Towers asked for 48 volunteers from the senior and penultimate entries (88 & 89) - after three nugatory attempts, he gives in and says he wants 48 volunteers to be escorts at the Miss World Celebration Ball. A Scottish accent, supposed to be sotto voce but wasn't, and recognisable as Ian R..... responds "You must think we are all ........stupid" However that is what it was and we all, well 48, went to the Bal.. 49 Miss World contestants (none of us scruff hosted the winner, Lesley Langley), but IMHO best looking woman in the room was Julia Morley, wife of Eric, who hosted the whole event, although I believe she held the rights to the show.