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Old 4th Sep 2014, 23:13
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Next on the baseball improvisation course; crafting a ball from a cat.
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 01:10
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They said the Dog's in heat, but it looks more like re-heat to me!
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 06:52
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The CIA trial their latest equipment......


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Old 5th Sep 2014, 08:36
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..and by holding it up at this angle, get the moon between the testicles and the tail pointing at the North Star....you can tell what day it is - just look up the date.


Sorry 622.
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 11:15
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Did someone metion the Top Gun volleyball scene?
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 11:45
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"It's the dogs natural Shepherding technique coming into play, they are use to herding dumb animals, such as our trooper here, around fields"
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 11:46
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 16:09
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"No, this is the Doggie that came through the Window !"

or

"The Circus is in Town. Shall we try this with Jumbo ? It'll wow them in the aisles !"

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Old 5th Sep 2014, 16:17
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"That dentastix has worked wonders, his breath is almost sweet smelling now, shame about the dogs"
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 17:57
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A practical demonstration shows why Americans should not have the right to bare arms.
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 20:15
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The SMO definitely said, "Swallow whole, do not break or chew."
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 21:09
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After numerous Blue-on-Blue, the USAF now gets to add Brown-on-Blue to its list of 'accomplishments'.
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Old 5th Sep 2014, 21:24
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Trooper Schmidt hadn't quite grasped the finer points of falconry.
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 00:59
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Rintintin (thinks): "I should have got a stunt dog for this - will have it my contract next time !"
 
Old 6th Sep 2014, 01:12
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Rex: right...that's the last time I take on a Flying Flea Circus as tenants!
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 03:36
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Commentator: "Now Children, as you can tell from the screams, it's really quite important to use the right length of carpet. The Sergeant clearly has longer arms than the last trainer.....or to be accurate, did have."
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 07:36
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I always used to find that military policemen did not like it if you showed your ID card to their dog rather than to them.
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Old 6th Sep 2014, 13:38
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"You may laugh, but it costs more to buy me out of the Service than it does him !"

(This is true - or was a few - all right fifty - years back. Saw an AMO about it).

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"While the patch on my nearside rear haunch does look a bit unsightly, I admit, I took all his front teeth out last week getting it (we mistimed it a bit, you see).
 
Old 6th Sep 2014, 13:47
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Rex, the wonder dog, really upped the stakes at his local obedience school.
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Get down, Shep !
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