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Old 28th Aug 2014, 07:14
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If you say "Put it on the back of a Queen Mary" one more time then one is going to report you to Granny!
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Old 28th Aug 2014, 08:44
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..yes love, and I'm the King of Spain.....now 'Urry up and get it changed or you are on a charge!

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Old 28th Aug 2014, 09:13
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You misheard me Sgt...I said "Use the Wrench" when I ordered you to change the tyre!
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Old 28th Aug 2014, 14:30
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Ouch, I think I used too much ShyTorque on the NutLoose, and now I've Buster Hyman...

or a really old one...

"Would you like a screwdriver?"
"Yes, but wait till I've finished changing this ruddy wheel..."
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Old 28th Aug 2014, 17:32
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"I'll show them. The royal hasn't been born yet that's too wimpy for the forces!"


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Old 28th Aug 2014, 17:43
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Tell it to the 'Orse Marines!
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Old 29th Aug 2014, 16:44
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"No, Ma'am, I didn't say anything about a ''heir and a spare'', but "There's no air in the spare !"
 
Old 30th Aug 2014, 07:30
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Time to reign this one in...

Special Mention to Nutty for...
"Betty, just jack it up, repeatedly saying arise sir Morris will not work"
In 3rd place & claiming the "Orf with his head" award...

Shytorque
"I say Sergeant, it simply won't start and why is everyone larfing at one?"
In 2nd place and claiming the "My husband & I" award...

Surplus
Sigh, 'One day, my Prince will come'.
In 1st place & claiming the "Where's that nice Rolf chap gorn these days" award is...

NUTTY!!!!

I think my sister Margaret would be better at this, she'll screw the nuts off anything.


I'll let you decide if you want to run with it Nutty, but it was a clear winner in my book! Well done Sir.
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 13:46
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Thanks


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Old 30th Aug 2014, 13:51
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The CapCom Crew seem underwhelmed upon hearing Nutty won!



Or.....The Lads were disappointed to hear that Margaret was not going to spend the night.
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:21
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Ok which one of you is this Nut Loose character, Her Majesty wants a word with you !
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:46
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"Right you 'orrible lot! See that balloon up there? This is your Christmas party! Unless morale improves, you're all on a charge!"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 14:59
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"Right chaps. This years winner of the Attention Span award goes to Sgt. Smith! Where are you Smith?"
"Behind you Sir, looking out the window..."

***

"...and they all lived happily ever after! Right you lot, off to bed now!"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:24
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"Right then.....I need a show of Hands.....who will volunteer to listen to Nutty and Buster's War stories tonight?"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:28
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What is left of the RAF in 2024.


"Right - who is going to turn off the light?"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:49
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Right ... I need a volunteer ... You, you, you, you, you, you ..... You, and you
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:54
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Right nobody leaves until I know who wrote in the F700 the following ...

"The little twisty bit came off in me hand ... Honest guv"
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:56
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You think this is dull?
Just wait until some [email protected] invents flipcharts!
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Old 30th Aug 2014, 16:59
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"Okay. I'll read 'The Gruffalo' but then it's off to bed for the lot of you!"
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