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Old 1st Aug 2014, 21:10
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A worthy winner. 622 never (unlike myself) posts anything other than really funny stuff. Quality not quantity.
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 12:06
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Thank you for that, well done all. Lets try this:


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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 12:38
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Putin's latest defence exports for the Baltic States are not exactly the most up to date!
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 12:41
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Bernie Ecclestone attempts to move into the motor sports industry of Armenia.
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 12:42
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So much for the 'heavy weaponry' we were promised, comrade

At least we can eat the horse

There is that, I suppose.....
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 12:49
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The Air Ships were simply chuffed when they learned the Russians had it all backwards with the Horse before the Cart!"

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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 14:53
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Comrade. Does my Ass look big in this?
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 15:13
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I accept your views Sir. You have seven days to produce your MOT and insurance, or you will be shot!
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 15:31
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"Two wheels on my wagon
I keep rolling along
The Ukranians don't bother me
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 15:47
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Shergar found at last.
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 15:51
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It's a Ferrariski Comrade, complete with Prancing Horse motif. 1000 rubles and this fine piece of Russian automotive engineering can be yours!
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 16:22
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Don't worry comrade, it's got 1hp and six feet of horsemeat armor up front.
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 16:32
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Lacking a centrifuge ... the Russian Air Force has to improvise in order for it's FJ Pilots to undertake AGSM training
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 16:41
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The Moldovian remake of "Wallace and Grommit: A Close Shave" lacked the charm of the original.
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 17:18
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"You ain't got a chance mate, rumour has it Anakin Skywalker has secured a couple of surplus military jet engines for the race.."
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 17:19
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"You may laugh, but you can't eat petrol if it all goes Pete Tong, and I don't need a women up at the front"







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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 17:24
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"No...no...no, I said go to the village and bring the lads one of the whores that hasn't been ridden hard"
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 19:01
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The "NATO show of force" exercise in response to recent Russian actions were not taken as seriously by some NATO members, as the American's had hoped for.....
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 19:07
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The new posting for the commander of the Ukraine Rebels Anti Air missile brigade was characterized as an opportunity to gain joint experience
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Old 2nd Aug 2014, 19:11
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The Dukes of Hazzardski...
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