Caption competition
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So Minister ... we are only getting 15 airframes ... they are being delivered late and are over budget ... remind us again what the F stands for in CH-147F 
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Think bubble over the head of the guy in the middle. "I should have joined the Navy (Never Again Volunteer Yourself)"
Whoa there Minister, all this talk of F 35's is making us dizzy and sick to our stomach.
"Well sir, after a long deployment, a sleeping moose can start to look pretty damn good, eh. Their hindquarters are aboat this high, and if you sneak up very quietly ..."
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So there we were, I was playing the piano, while she got up on the bar and was shaking those puppies like a severe case of ground resonance.
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If we duck down here we can see the bottom of the page........
Think this ones dead
Think this ones dead
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Having waited some significant time for an online cation competition result, James (third from left) suddenly realised he was suffering from rigor mortis.
Or
Yes sir, I'm really a fighter pilot, I just fly this pile of junk in my spare time.
Or
Freddie's over-sized wrist watch didn't quite hide the tattoo he had during last year's drunken Thai ladyboy bar crawl.
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Yes sir, I'm really a fighter pilot, I just fly this pile of junk in my spare time.
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Freddie's over-sized wrist watch didn't quite hide the tattoo he had during last year's drunken Thai ladyboy bar crawl.
Minister "God, this stance hurts after a bit"
Pilot "It's called a stress position Sir. All part of Resistance to Interrogation training"
Minister "How much longer to we have to wait? CWD said he'd only be gone for 10 minutes"
Pilot "Oh, they always say that. It's part of the psychological conditioning. They're bastards I tell you, BASTARDS. He could be gone for days. Then he'll award the prize to a mate of his who didn't even enter. Or tell us we have to do it all over again. They'll strip us and attach electrodes to our goolies. Truncheons on the feet............................BASTARDS!!(to be continued)"
Pilot "It's called a stress position Sir. All part of Resistance to Interrogation training"
Minister "How much longer to we have to wait? CWD said he'd only be gone for 10 minutes"
Pilot "Oh, they always say that. It's part of the psychological conditioning. They're bastards I tell you, BASTARDS. He could be gone for days. Then he'll award the prize to a mate of his who didn't even enter. Or tell us we have to do it all over again. They'll strip us and attach electrodes to our goolies. Truncheons on the feet............................BASTARDS!!(to be continued)"