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Old 18th Jun 2014, 20:16
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Here we are then, give this one a go:

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Old 18th Jun 2014, 20:33
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"Well Bloggs, the stopping distance was well judged, but the wires round the tail mean we won't be phoning base for a lift."

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Old 18th Jun 2014, 21:13
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Fill her up mate ... and I want my Pink Stamps
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Old 18th Jun 2014, 21:15
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Nutty had to improvise when he was asked to change the Port Nav Light
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Old 18th Jun 2014, 21:25
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Below Glide Path ... Passed Decision Height ... Radar Service Terminated
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Old 18th Jun 2014, 22:04
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Jealous of Nutty's pink tool box, Buster and Coff come out with their pink P-40
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Old 18th Jun 2014, 22:06
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Incidents of filling and scarpering had dropped rapidly with the realisation they would be shot to pieces before getting 100 yards.
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Old 18th Jun 2014, 22:15
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Old 18th Jun 2014, 22:25
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"No, I said I like Tony Curtis, not tow me Curtiss!"

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The guy across the road was worried, up until he realised it was just a prop.

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Note in Maint. Log: Oversized landing light causing drag & has tendencies to sag down causing confusion when landing during night ops.
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 03:38
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I used to be a Contender
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 07:06
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After a critical research error Irans reverse engineered Tomahawks were a disaster.


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Old 19th Jun 2014, 07:09
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A misunderstanding ensues after keeping up with the firm of carriers next door!
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 07:17
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"Nice landing Bloggs, but do you think you can takeoff again?"
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 07:34
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P-40 ... I thought you said P-45




(In the UK a P-45 is the bit of paper an Employer gives an Employee when concluding they no longer require the Employee to work for them )

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Old 19th Jun 2014, 10:34
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Too close for missiles, switching to guns....err, too close for guns, switching to skid marks...
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 12:42
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any landing you walk away frooooooo..
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 12:45
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 12:54
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Don't worry ... The garage owner commutes to work in it ... We know when he's arrived as he shouts "Number 3 Wire" ... He's ex Navy you know
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 13:46
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Speedy spares.
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Old 19th Jun 2014, 14:19
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Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full....GEEZUZZ!!!!!!
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