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[Hydromet]

"These look like the smartest kernels in the whole army."

[Hempy]

Yes Glorious Leader, and it also came with this message that our exalted crypto analysts are decoding as we speak. "Cornholio needs teepee for his bunghole". No doubt something sinister, Leader!

[cattletruck]

Unusal Western tradition this sucking on a corn cob.

[CoffmanStarter]

It's a SARBE Glorious Leader ... no ... not Wasabi

[CoffmanStarter]

Broadsword Calling Danny Boy ... Broadsword Calling Danny Boy ... Are you receiving ... Over

[CoffmanStarter]

This much more relaxing than popping bubble wrap

[ACW599]

"That's a magnificent follow-through, Glorious Leader".

[brickhistory]

And so, sir, if we flood the fields with the reactor waste water, we can grow enormous stalks, but we must first emplace the Scare-godzilla...

[CoffmanStarter]

That'll teach him to pick his nose in public

[PingDit]

"..but they only come in yellow leader..."

[Wensleydale]

The Glorious leader has asked me to make this into a pipe so that he can look like General MacArthur.

[Hempy]

He's practicing for "The Democratic People's Republic of Korea's Got Talent"...you should see him in the shower!

[CoffmanStarter]

What these words printed on side mean ... "Ann Summers" ... What it for

[CoffmanStarter]

[CoffmanStarter]

"It's a genetically modified corn Glorious Leader" ... "In that case have my personal chiropodists killed immediately"

[Danny42C]

(Chap at back with puzzled frown thinks): "What's the matter with the timer ? Damn' thing should've gone off by now !"

[G-ARZG]

'Von Stauffenburg had to leave early, sorry boss'

[Boudreaux Bob]

"Popcorn? What is this Popcorn Danny speaks of?"

[CoffmanStarter]

Yes Glorious Leader ... Your wish is my command ... I will prepare immediately to undertake the surgical graft from the Jolly Green Giant

[Buster Hyman]

"Corn? I don't remember eating corn!"