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Old 20th May 2014, 19:16
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They said I would should be on stage, they didn't say it was pulling it.
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Old 20th May 2014, 19:17
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There be dog food in the boxes they say but they got no tin openers.
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Old 20th May 2014, 19:19
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Other dog has been neutered, we call him numb nuts.
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Old 20th May 2014, 19:20
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The Bitch is in heat, even try and hump a box like this for miles.
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Old 20th May 2014, 22:14
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"Damn, no egg banjos in this hotlock, we have a choice, we can have burgers with or without onions, or as a last resort I can possibly whistle up a hot D....O...G"
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Old 20th May 2014, 22:33
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" The label says that they are urgent operational requirement Pimm's trailers Sarge, special delivery for the RAF chaps up the road"




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Old 20th May 2014, 22:34
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"Cry havoc - and let slip the dogs of war !",

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"Traction Avant" - before Citroen thought of it....

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" Mate of mine was posted to Korea. Haven't heard from him for quite a while..."
 
Old 20th May 2014, 22:53
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Bet the Corgis don't get asked to do this gig.
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Old 20th May 2014, 23:02
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"Ok, get on the radio to those RAF Chappies and let them know we've located their Webbers"
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Old 21st May 2014, 06:37
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Ersatz Ice-cream you say ... I'll have two 99's but hold the Flake
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Old 21st May 2014, 06:43
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It's a ruff job, but somebody has to do it.
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Old 21st May 2014, 11:31
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See what happens when you refuse to be sent to the doghouse.
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Old 21st May 2014, 13:55
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Batmen being scarce due to the MOD Budget and Manning Cuts.....the Ruperts had to find a new way to get their Kit to the Mess.
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Old 21st May 2014, 15:23
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The ever-clever Japanese studied Great War lessons and improved their "comfort women" planning...
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Old 21st May 2014, 17:29
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The prequel to "War Horse" was not well received by the critics.
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Old 21st May 2014, 18:26
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My brother is a pilot!
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Old 21st May 2014, 22:03
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Oh great, we getting sent as present to North Korea again.
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Old 21st May 2014, 22:45
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Why is it always dogs in Caption photo, we can't fly you know. Why no photos of Pussy ..................cats
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Old 22nd May 2014, 10:09
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An advert for the Terriertorial Army!
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Old 22nd May 2014, 14:07
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So, it's slow, can't carry much, and it's a bit of a dog.
We'll call it the F35.
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