Caption competition

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

Feldwebel: "I had a dream last night: In 40 years, the English will be 10 times farther from home in a place 10 times as miserable, with only sheep for company"
All:"Losers!"

[Danny42C]

"Sir, the wonder is not that the bear dances well, but that he dances at all". (Dr Samuel Johnson)

[Arm out the window]

Mowgli cursed the day his real parents, Herr and Frau Veiss, 'rescued' him from the jungle. Balloo wasn't all that happy either.

[racedo]

Hmmmm said the Corporal "Nice coat, I will be wearing it later"
Hmmmm said the Bear "Nice Corporal, I will be eating you later"

[racedo]

Corporal "Herr Fuhrer would love this bear"
Bear "Don't worry I will meet him in 1945"

[Boudreaux Bob]

The celebration of the the age old question being answered had to be moved slightly due to poor footing.

[racedo]

Corporal Heinz has the bear been stuffed....
No yet Herr Major but if we give it a few more beers you can give it a good stuffing.

[Big Pistons Forever]

Well at least wearing the bear suit is better than the having to wear the Pink Tutu , like the last guy who messed up.

[Buster Hyman]

Lt. Gruber was so upset about Rene' being shot by the firing squad, decided to return to the Russian front & took solace wherever he could.

[Hempy]

Bruno soon discovered the downside of artillery fire...no woods left to shlt in!

[Wensleydale]

Unfortunately, these smiling German soldiers came to a grizzly end at Stalingrad.

[CoffmanStarter]

Zere iz no way ve can vin ze war ... even ze Bear iz called Winnie

[Arm out the window]

"The Americans have the right to bear arms, we have the right to arm bears."

[Wensleydale]

AOTW,


Been done!

[Buster Hyman]

The good news was that Fritz, Helmut, and Bob won the "new coat" competition. The bad news was that they had to skin it themselves.

[racedo]

Great cunning plan Baldrick.

[Kiltrash]

Evoking memories of the Christmas day truce in the First World War the 3rd Panzer Division invite the opposing Russian troops to a friendly bear hug, but this all turned nasty when Bruin realised Pvt Gruber, middle back, spoilt the picture by showing rabbit ears above his head
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Damm you Nutloose said Buster that was the grainy B&W WW2 picture I was going to use next

[Wensleydale]

Do you hug your father?

[Danny42C]

"The wehrmachtshelferinnen back in Berlin were never as cuddly as this "

[CoffmanStarter]