Caption competition
Avoid imitations
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"Hello, is that the RAF? I'd like to become a WRAF..."
"What's that? Nine stone two. Yes, my legs are on the right way up, why do you ask?"
"What machine?"
"What's that? Nine stone two. Yes, my legs are on the right way up, why do you ask?"
"What machine?"
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"Yes, he is definately an Ex RAF fighter pilot, he is still wearing his Ex RAF flying gloves on the hope that someone will notice them and ask if he was an Ex RAF fighter Pilot, then he can then proceed bore them to death with tales of his daring do's"
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"I tried to inflate the navigator first and heard him inflate, but I have no idea where he actually is"
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"He's definately full of sh*te, everytime someone flushes the toilet, he gets bigger"
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"It MUST be modelled on an RAF pilot, the little inflation tube on the front is tiny"
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"No I don't know where we are, this pilot has put his camera up on the coaming next to the Compass."
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"I've managed to deflate the Captain, I told him the Air Eng had a bigger knob."
