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Old 8th Mar 2014, 12:48
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FOD....COD.....whatever....the Engine did not like what it just ate!
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 13:44
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Mr Kennedy, Were on flight PT101, not your distant relatives boat.
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 13:58
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Easyjet is known as U2 not UBoat...........
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 14:09
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easyJet now flies from Southend on Sea
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 14:43
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Easyjet 123, traffic, right two o'clock, crossing right to left, 98,000 tonnes, Mearsk Alabama...
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New Somali captain to the grizzled right seater:

"Look at me...look at me...I'm the captain now..."
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 19:15
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"Stay where you are ! We'll get Constable back to do another "Hay Wain !"
 
Old 8th Mar 2014, 19:35
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Unusually, the passengers were not in a rush to exit the aircraft.

"After you. You first, I insist".
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 20:03
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Don't move...I'll get you a towel....
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 20:42
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This has got to be the most hare brained scheme for draining the Somerset Levels!
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Old 8th Mar 2014, 21:49
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Boris Island springs a leak..........
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 05:33
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Don't forget to crab into the current!
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 07:55
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Well Captain, now that we charge to use the inflight toilets, the passengers go just before boarding.
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 08:29
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Perfect illustration of Aquaplaning

or

Easywet

or

"Coasting out checks"
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 08:48
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"Full ahead both Number One" ... "Aye aye Captain!"
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 08:54
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You haven't really got the hang of these chemtrail missions yet have you Smithers ...
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 08:58
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Bloggs it's your turn to do the pre-flight walk around ... Don't forget to take your scuba gear
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 09:06
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Does that say "the wet's favourite airline"?

Well by "Exeter Airport" we actually mean the Somerset Levels.

"Trunks."

"Check."

"Flippers."

"Check."

"Water wings."

"Check."

"OK. Deploy the escape chutes I'm going in!"
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Old 9th Mar 2014, 09:29
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Ok ... So that's nine times the square root of the tyre pressure in psi ... And there's me thinking I just hit the brakes a bit too hard
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