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Old 7th Mar 2014, 11:03
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"Tell the passengers to look on the bright side, Ryan Air would be charging them for the water"
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 11:58
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Easyjet misread specifications for New MPA............
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 12:01
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ATC to Easyjet Pilot
"Sully Sullenberger is a friend of mine, Pilot you may have landed the bus in Water but you ain't no Sullenberger"
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 14:24
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319 cooling the brakes, ohhh that's nice.
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 14:36
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This is your Captain speaking, is there a plumber on board ?
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 14:37
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But the FMS says this is a taxiway !
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 15:16
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Get us out of here No1, or the bloody politicians will be along.
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 17:05
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"Monsoon's started a bit early this year, Skipper !"
 
Old 7th Mar 2014, 17:22
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"Captain here Purser, can you confirm the lady in seat 2b has had her waters break?"
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 17:25
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So that explains the tug driver in a wet suit, but what about the head set man?

Hope the avionics bay is well proofed

ATC said there was light drizzle, but he is at least 50 foot up the tower
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 17:55
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Errrr Captain, its a C series plane not a Seaplane series......
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 18:24
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Ooooh did I just bump the fuel dump switch?
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 18:29
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Below Glide Path ... Not adjusting ...
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:02
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Problems with float on landing?
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:13
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cattletruck, (This is not a Caption),

Marvellous pic ! This'll run and run. I've half a dozen arrows in my quiver already, but'll space them out a bit (please don't let me win - Photobucket is a closed book to me, I'd have to hand over to No.2 anyway). No.2 shot from my locker, then:

"Shall we call Mayday ? Might get HRH with the chopper if we're lucky".
 
Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:21
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Captain "Fret not, my dear First Officer - my RNLI membership is paid up to date!"
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:33
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Easyjet's new service to Barra has a slight problem when FMS is programmed with the wrong tide tables
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:41
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Pilot surprised by the amount of water from the wings when the super hi - power de ice fluid is tested
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:47
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The F/O's recitation of the winning Cap Com entry has unintended consequences when the entire cabin wet themselves.
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Old 7th Mar 2014, 20:51
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Danny42c, Keep em coming like that and the lack of photobucket shouldn't be a problem.
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