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Old 28th Feb 2014, 00:06
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"Very good, but you do realise the song American Pie refers to a singer / guitarist dying in a plane crash"
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 05:07
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It wasn't the first time he awoke the guys by placing his finger on the G-string.
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 06:47
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If Captain James Blunt can do it ... so can I
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 08:51
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"I suffered from my music, now it's your turn."
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 09:28
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All was going well with the in flight entertainment until he accidentally found the fabled 'brown note'

(Google it...)
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 12:48
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Bertie signed up for the 'Shock & Awe' campaign. Sadly though, he thought he was the 'Awe' part...
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 14:58
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If I may caption my own contribution...


I must admit that playing "Stairway to Heaven" was an attempt to get posted to Zeppelins! (but it went down like a Led balloon).


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Handley Page - any relation to Jimmy?
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 15:08
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Although this may be a remake of Airport 74 I'm not playing the part of a Nun.
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 18:13
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"Tired of blowing his own Trumpet, Jimmy took up the Guitar."
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 18:23
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Dave was dreaming of Saxo'phone with Suzy, Jimmy made magic music and now Dave's dream is a nightmare.
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 18:35
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1/9 air Cavalry Regiment used to terify the Vietcong with Ride of the Valkyries, MOD apply the same logic, but on a cheaper note, in Afghanistan, backfires when it forces their own men to give up the will to live...
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Old 28th Feb 2014, 19:03
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"Excuse me, I booked Business, not Economy"
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 07:12
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Guitarist: "Sorry about this, it's the only 'G' I get to pull...."
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 11:55
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"You should see my late Elvis costume, it fits like a glove"
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 15:46
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I'm busking to raise money for a New MPA...
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 16:13
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"They said I'd go far in the Guitar business and they were right, 1500 miles so far"

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"The wife encouraged me to take it up, she said I was an absolute total plucker.... Well I think that's what she said"
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 16:20
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I used to serenade the wife in bed with it, then one night she told me she wanted a little one.. So I bought her a Banjo, but she has never touched it, sigh....I just cannot figure out women"
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 18:46
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Old 1st Mar 2014, 19:14
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I hear banjos, keep paddling.....
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Old 3rd Mar 2014, 08:05
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His captive audience at an all time high.
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