Caption competition
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Professor: "In light of what they churn out from those modern schools of management I added extra strength into this surrogate worker to take it up the you-know-what however I'm quite surprised it wore out so soon."
Assistant: "Just hurry up and fix it professor!"
Assistant: "Just hurry up and fix it professor!"
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and the scores on the doors are
3rd positions and equal with
Racedo
Machine keeps asking "Do you know Sarah Connor"
Danny42c
"When the Boss said he'd have my guts for garters, I didn't realise he actually meant it !"
Shytorque
"....and if I short these out in the right order I can make him fart "La Cucaracha"!
2nd
Buster
It's no use, I can't fix it. One week with the Navy & he's jammed in this position!
BUT the winner is
622 with
That's right, carefully cut the blue wire without touching the metal plate, unscrew the retaining nut 4 turns anti clockwise and carefully remove the anus.
....That's it, I now declare you a fully trained 'Bum Disposal Technician'!
over to you 622
3rd positions and equal with
Racedo
Machine keeps asking "Do you know Sarah Connor"
Danny42c
"When the Boss said he'd have my guts for garters, I didn't realise he actually meant it !"
Shytorque
"....and if I short these out in the right order I can make him fart "La Cucaracha"!
2nd
Buster
It's no use, I can't fix it. One week with the Navy & he's jammed in this position!
BUT the winner is
622 with
That's right, carefully cut the blue wire without touching the metal plate, unscrew the retaining nut 4 turns anti clockwise and carefully remove the anus.
....That's it, I now declare you a fully trained 'Bum Disposal Technician'!
over to you 622
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Walt Disney announce "Mary Poppins 2 XXX"
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Max Mosely carries out an inspection of the Silverstone Circuit prior to F1 2014
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"What's with the mask?"
"Have you farted in a wet suit before?"
"Have you farted in a wet suit before?"
