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"Well, if you insist on practicing like this for the garden party's three-legged race l think the head protection might be appropriate, though I don't think we're going to fall far enough for the parachutes to be of any use."
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There I was, nothing on the C*ck but my pair of hands...
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"It's ok, next time put the visor to the rear, that way when you pull it on, the cutout for your face will be at the front."
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Well Sir ... Bags of initiative shown there ... Our red occulting anti-collision light had failed and quick as a flash you whipped off the jolly old bonedome and you stuck your head out the side window ... Outstanding airmanship 
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"Hold on I'll just adjust my helmet straps..... Over, under, pull it tight, Make a bow, Pull it through to do it right, and then, do it again"
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"Sorry to say, Sir, that check ride was another complete fail. There's only one thing for it now - we'll have to send you off to staff college and promote you..."
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"So how did I do?"
"Very good, have you considered Seakings?"
"Very good, have you considered Seakings?"
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It's a common mistake Sir, but a square cushion won't fit in a round cushion hole. But cheer up, I knicked one so you can practice at home.
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