Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"You have hips just like my missus, come to think about it, you have her facial stubble too"

[Fantome]

ahhhh . .. . . beejeessus . .. . . here there be wit sharp . . .. . unmatchable


"If we just shorten it to here . . . . then put a gold peplum here... . . . "


HNY razors

[Buster Hyman]

Cecil, of the Royal Marines, stumbles across his personal "Mein Kampf" moment

[NutLoose]

"Ahhhh so, you to like Corporal Punishment, me too"

[CoffmanStarter]

So you're called Heidi ... you must need a bl00dy big cupboard then

[CoffmanStarter]

I sincerely hope that's a Brätwurst in your pocket

[CoffmanStarter]

Apparently he's Loftywaffe Sarge

[SASless]

Fritz "Too Tall" Burmeister reminded Buster of why some Germans always looked down on the Welsh.

[Fox3WheresMyBanana]

"What has it got in its pocketses?!"



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"While you're down there......"

[squeaker]

"Tell me, you're very tall, is everything, er, you know, in proportion?"
"Nein! If everything was in proportion I'd be 8'9"..."

(With apologies to Simon Hughes' story about Joel Garner)

[CoffmanStarter]

Whaddayamean you're a V2 Test Pilot

[Buster Hyman]

Ve shall call him...Mini me!

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Ooh, yer a right strapping lad! Shall we 'fix bayonets'???

[clicker]

So how did you get the nickname "Foghorn"?

[clicker]

Ja, Ja, they call me Fido after your invention. I stick my head above the fog and guide them in.

[CoffmanStarter]

[pohm1]

Pat uses hands to pat down Hans.

P1

[racedo]

If you were "Madonna with the big boobies" I could rest my head and block the sounds of the war.

[dazdaz1]

Ok Hans lets try it one more time. I'll lead, left left right right and back left left then you give me a twirl.

[NutLoose]

"Ya, how you say, Stockings"

[Danny42C]

"The bigger they are, the harder they fall !"