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Old 24th Dec 2013, 21:38
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And that's why snow octopus' went extinct...
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Old 25th Dec 2013, 07:18
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As soon as he volunteered for the position of picnic table test pilot, Wally realised he'd bitten off more than he could chew.

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Old 25th Dec 2013, 07:55
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Thyit! My tongueth thtuk to my inthide cheek!
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Old 25th Dec 2013, 10:17
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As the wind down to leaving Helmand province got into full swing, the Christmas dinner the troops enjoyed wasn't as lavish as it had been in previous years.
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Old 25th Dec 2013, 12:19
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Does my tongue look big in this?

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Old 25th Dec 2013, 12:26
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Working in this terribly dangerous factory, Wally took the safety notice to be a little tongue in cheek.

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Old 25th Dec 2013, 12:30
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British Dentistry worked wonders for Roger's sore tooth!
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Old 25th Dec 2013, 12:34
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Jesus, when you throw the six pence coins in the Christmas pudding, your supposed to unwrap the roll.
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Old 25th Dec 2013, 12:38
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St David's day - eating leeks - Regimental tradition - now SMILE you 'horrible little man
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Old 25th Dec 2013, 13:30
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The live gerbil food supplement was working out a little trickier than first anticipated.....
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Old 26th Dec 2013, 07:32
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Chewing the fat carefully meant, he was following front line regs....
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Old 26th Dec 2013, 08:49
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Everything stopped & you could hear a penny drop when Ginger accused Bertie of being a "massive masticator"...
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Old 26th Dec 2013, 09:29
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"I have no live rounds, empty cases or misfires in my possession Sgt"
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Old 26th Dec 2013, 11:13
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This suppository didn't come with any instructions. Oh well, in for a penny.....
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Old 26th Dec 2013, 19:55
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"That wasn't a bandage for bleeding gums you fool, it was a tampon"
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Old 26th Dec 2013, 21:28
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Working in this terribly dangerous factory, Wally took the safety notice to be a little tongue in cheek.

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Pohm, there's no point copying me, I never win!
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 04:12
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Oops, please accept royalties!

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Old 27th Dec 2013, 08:29
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After Pilot Officer Higgins freezes at the controls, Management descide to put him outside to 'chillout'
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 12:34
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At first glance, Reggie sure seemed the likely suspect in the "Who Ate All the Pies" caper!


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Buster having made a bet with Nutty about who would win the CapCom, a "Doughnuts for Horse Droppings and you can hold the Stakes in your Mouth" Gentleman's Wager, seemed to be getting a bad taste in his mouth over it.
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Old 27th Dec 2013, 13:19
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Nutty on his lunch break while attending his Airframe Welding Course
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