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Old 20th Dec 2013, 01:34
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Another example of an NSA monitoring program success.

When they intercepted a call home with the words "recipe for a fiery holiday chowder" immediate action was taken to neutralize the clear and present danger.
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 04:10
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Like Top Gear USA, the American version of 'Only Fools and Horses' never caught on.

(S06E02 - Danger UXD. - for those playing at home.)
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 06:05
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Beryl decided that Ryanairs valet chauffeur service was not for her!

(*Clear winner so far...lift your game people!)

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Old 20th Dec 2013, 07:45
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Originally Posted by Buster
(*Clear winner so far...lift your game people!)
Buster is so masterful when he's running the show
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 07:46
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 07:47
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Baggage Reclaim anyone
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 07:50
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Michelle Obama realised too late that perhaps she should have enrolled on that "Conquer Fear of Flying" course ...
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 08:49
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The Columbian Cartel would go to all lengths to ensure their latest mule was full to the bottom.
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 09:06
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I've told you before, you put your LEFT leg in.................
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 09:11
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"Happy Birthday to you.... bump.....Happy Birthday to you.......bump........Happy Birthday dear Michelle......bump.....Happy Birthday to you....bump"
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 10:14
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TSA unveil new search technique...
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 10:16
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I'm sorry ma'am, you're already freakishly taller than him, these Jimmy Choos will have to go!
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 10:23
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Erm... Mrs Obama, which leg has the cramp.

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Officer Moustafa to Officer Farkhim: I don't get it, why the president say we must be pulling his wife's leg?
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 10:52
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Buster is so masterful when he's running the show
Inspirational would be my choice of term here...
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 11:51
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You two need to get a room, and well throw this chick dressed in black in on the deal..
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 11:52
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Evidently Madam did not agree with Buster's Opinion as she would not be moved by persuasion alone.
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 16:23
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Originally Posted by Buster Hyman
Inspirational would be my choice of term here...
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 16:34
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"QUICK - I CAN SEE THE HEAD!!"
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 16:40
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"Please just calm down Ma'am - you're having a nightmare! It's only an electricity cable..."
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Old 20th Dec 2013, 16:55
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Q: What law is being broken ?

Ans: High Vis vests are not being worn by security personnel
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