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Chap, second left:
" 'Ere, look at that funny old Bishop, he's praying before his tooth gets pulled"
Chap, first left:
"I'm off, mate! He's the dentist - and just look at all the blood on his apron!"
" 'Ere, look at that funny old Bishop, he's praying before his tooth gets pulled"
Chap, first left:
"I'm off, mate! He's the dentist - and just look at all the blood on his apron!"
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"You can pray all you want, but in the RAF, that is what they call an airman's quarters fitted carpet"
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Nutty's recent captions get the last rights.
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"...and we pray, Dear Lord, that none of these chaps ever really need to use this hospital. Lord knows, it's safer in the trenches!"
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"...and we pray, Dear Lord, that none of these chaps ever really need to use this hospital. Lord knows, it's safer in the trenches!"
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Soldier, sitting, to man, standing centre:
"Nice rug, mate!"
"How dare you! - this is entirely my own hair!"
"Nice rug, mate!"
"How dare you! - this is entirely my own hair!"
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If I stand here, put my hands in front and position the arm of the chap seated to my right, when they reduce the image it might look like I'm holding my nob.
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Unemployed Bishop finds an easy way to offset the new bedroom tax.
and Lord, hear the prayers of your servants gathered here today (consults scraps of paper)
Remember Danny Boy in the 3:45 at Chepstow, Arsenal to beat Tottenham in the FA Cup, and the Inspecting General to get a puncture or 3 on the way here tomorrow. We thank you for Nurse Sophie's short skirts, for Nurse Mildred's long ones, and we beseech thee for longer runways, free beer and bigger women.
Amen.
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Remember Danny Boy in the 3:45 at Chepstow, Arsenal to beat Tottenham in the FA Cup, and the Inspecting General to get a puncture or 3 on the way here tomorrow. We thank you for Nurse Sophie's short skirts, for Nurse Mildred's long ones, and we beseech thee for longer runways, free beer and bigger women.
Amen.
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"Bishop to Queens left, check"
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When the Bishop got down to the part about "Thou shall not commit Adultery"....he remembered where he had left his Push Bike.
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"...and Lord, please pray for that odd little Austrian Private that Taffy teased mercilessly about his funny moustache! May he bear no grudges against our glorious victory..."
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"Dear Lord, in accordance MOD Approved Medical Procedures paragraph 4, subsection 12, and in the interest of avoiding spending the budget on drugs and expensive treatments, I humbly beseech you to cure thine servants ensconced within these walls, thus meeting our obligations for the duty of care to our personnel under the Military Covenant 2012...... Amen"
