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Old 10th Dec 2013, 20:13
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OK for the best Bacon Sarnie steer 180 for 23, your best hotel is at 235 for 61 and for girls that are going to put out for you.....well lets just say you don't have enough gas to get there
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 20:20
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Mum stop crying. I am so sorry as I know getting caught working for the army is going to cause you more shame than even my brother has brought on. (Note he plays the piano at the local whore house).
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 20:25
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"I said he could talk the legs off a Donkey.....look at Rupert under that Tin Pot!

Or.....

"At the mere mention of Incoming Fire....Buster did his best imitation of a Turtle!"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 20:58
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"That's right mum, I find my nightie rucks up under my uniform and bulges out around the collar, what can I do?"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 21:00
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The Harry and William decoys weren't very realistic.
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 21:01
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"Yes it really is true Sir, these chaps walk everywhere and sleep in dirty filthy holes in the ground, how quaint is that?, they don't even have room service"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 21:03
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"Yes, that's right, one pair of black Oxfords, size 9 please, I left mine outside my foxhole last night to get cleaned and some rotter stole them"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 21:12
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"Two fat ladies clickety click.... All the eights eighty eight"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 22:28
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"Whaddyamean, how bad is it? I'm grounded and I've got to work with the f-ing pongoes! It can't get any worse."

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"Broadsword calling Danny Boy!"

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"Not in half an hour, you rubber desk johnny. Send the bitch with the wheels now or I'll fly back to Blighty and give your wife something to hang her towels on"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 22:44
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"For the last time no i cant give you steers, the bloody IPad just ran out of juice again"!
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 22:55
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"Burma calling, Burma calling. We've finally found those damned buried Spitfires!"

Or:

"Hello HQ, Smithers here. The bad news is, we've located Tommy, but his chute didn't open. The good news is, you can cancel the burial team!"
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Old 10th Dec 2013, 23:35
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"Advance? Good God no, I said Send three and fourpence. We are going to a dance."
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 00:22
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When the recruiters said Foxes, Hole, Horn and Helmet, I had a different posting in mind.
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 04:52
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"Welcome back to the BBC coverage of the Third test. We are just about ready for the start of Mitchell Johnsons over and..."

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"Artillery Fire Mission, Grid ES 884, Fire for effect,....good Lord Bertie...those two ants are really going for it!"

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"Danny Boy to Broadsword, authentication please!....Lads, I don't think that's Buster. We may have been compromised if it's Nutty or someone else!"
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 05:07
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Situation now serious, we're all out of Brylcreem!
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 06:55
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 10:55
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Roger that. Can confirm, I am wearing a cravat. If I'm going to crash, then I'll jolly well crash with style!...Over.
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 11:49
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"See, I told that bloody Rock Ape chappie I could do his job no problem..... any ideas how my crew are getting on with him doing mine?"
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 11:50
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"At the third stroke, the time will be 08.51 and thirty seconds...pip...pip...pip"
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Old 11th Dec 2013, 11:51
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"Roger. Returning to base"
"Problem?"
"Yes. Apparently, I got the wrong end of the stick when they asked me to plough the field"
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