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Old 24th Nov 2013, 14:23
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Skipper, be honest, this isn't the Women's Royal Balloon Corps , is it?
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 17:59
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OH THANK GOD FOR 100 % O2 !

Who was the genius who thought mixing Champagne and Brandy was a good idea.
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 18:56
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Skipper - he says the special fried rice was all orderded by the other crew and will you accept the Lemon Sizzling Chicken instead of the Lobster?
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 19:29
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No Skipper, I cant see the Nav, he's just flown out the astrodome.
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 19:38
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Skipper ... Apparently the kit is something called a Trimble
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 19:55
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The Nav? Nah - he's praying in front of the Elsan Bucket.
Anyway, the galley says anyone for Hot Chocolate or Honkers?
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 21:54
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Skipper from Nav, remind me again, how do I get up to the front?
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 22:14
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The aged faces of the actors in the new series of Blackadder won't matter with the costumes they have to wear.
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Old 24th Nov 2013, 23:10
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Flying Officer Bloggingson-Smyth now found out that "Sitting around and twiddling some knobs" didn't mean what he thought the job description meant.
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 00:23
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"Yeah thanks Mav! I always wanted to fly dog**** out of Hong Kong!"
"I swear, he told me it was rubber Goose!"
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 11:43
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Captain, Sparks, better turn off the chem trail, looks like we've got an internal leak.
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 12:27
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Those North Luffenham Decompression Chambers are looking a bit ragged these days
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 13:44
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At the third stroke the time will be 8.45 and 50 seconds beep beep beep....
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 15:10
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 16:06
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It's ok, i've turned down the skippers oxygen flow, we should get some sense out of him now.....

couldn't resist
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 16:47
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I say ... that's a Bath Tub Morse Key don't you know
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 17:06
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Oh, hello, Amazon. It's about this DAB radio you've just delivered ....
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 17:08
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What do you mean 1154 1155 ... you've got to be more accurate when telling the time
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 17:39
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"Can you hear me, Mother ?" (this will only appeal to those of us "d'un certain âge").

(apologies if this has been put in already).
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Old 25th Nov 2013, 17:54
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Did I leave the iron on?
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