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"Excuse me miss, why is the top of your hat flat?"
"To rest your pint on, Vot else"
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And noo crapping vhile ve are standing on ze Apron
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"You expect to wear a Burka on our flight?, ze last vomen to try to wear a veil on our Aircraft had just got married and your heads are resting on that one"
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"To rest your pint on, Vot else"
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And noo crapping vhile ve are standing on ze Apron
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"You expect to wear a Burka on our flight?, ze last vomen to try to wear a veil on our Aircraft had just got married and your heads are resting on that one"
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Ok, The winners are :
In Economy class is Nutloose with:
"Velcome to Ryanair, Da ve have four stunning air hostesses available on board for a 25 Euro surcharge"
In Business Class is rmr1992 with:
Now you people better listen... Don't make me tell the pilot to pull this plane over!
But this weeks First Class traveller and winner is CoffmanStarter with:
Air Stewardess, Nora Batty, experiences a critical hosiery failure at 30,000 feet
(It really does look like her!)
Well done Sir, over to you
In Economy class is Nutloose with:
"Velcome to Ryanair, Da ve have four stunning air hostesses available on board for a 25 Euro surcharge"
In Business Class is rmr1992 with:
Now you people better listen... Don't make me tell the pilot to pull this plane over!
But this weeks First Class traveller and winner is CoffmanStarter with:
Air Stewardess, Nora Batty, experiences a critical hosiery failure at 30,000 feet
(It really does look like her!)
Well done Sir, over to you
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Thank you 622 you are most kind ... well done fellow podiumeers 
I thought we'd have a topical pic
PS. Buster ... I hope you and yours (along with other Aussie PPRuNers) are safe downunder from all the raging fires
Coff.
I thought we'd have a topical pic
PS. Buster ... I hope you and yours (along with other Aussie PPRuNers) are safe downunder from all the raging fires
Coff.
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These days, playing with one's chopper in the bath somehow didn't seem quite so much fun...and the reason was staring him in the face.
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"Gagagaaaaaa... Mummy Is that Uncle Harry at the Window?"
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"Look he wants to go talk to the Aspidistra in the corner, sigh, he's just like his Grandad"
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"Wills, you know how you told me the Sea was green and Smelly, looks like the bath water is going to be too"
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"Yesss Georgie, Daddies a real helicopter pilot, look how he blows bubbles out of his own arse"
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Yes Son I am afraid it is true. By the time you grow up the government will have done their best to make sure the RAF won't have any piloted aircraft.
Dad, I am way ahead of you I already know how to land on and refuel !
Think bubble over Little George's head
Oh Good God ! If I hear that story about how he braved the terrible storm to rescue that stupid hiker, one more time, I am going to puke !
Oh Good God ! If I hear that story about how he braved the terrible storm to rescue that stupid hiker, one more time, I am going to puke !
So Dad am I right in thinking that the helicopter rotor is just like your head, lots of stuff blowing in the wind around the edges but not much happening in the middle ?
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"Here comes the big helicopter to circumcise you Georgie"
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George..........Whats that Mummy
Kate............ Thats my harbour
George ......Whats this Mummy
Kate......... Thats your dingy
George...... Can I put my dingy into your harbour?
Kate......... No thats reserved for daddy battleship
Wills (remembers )... Sigh!!
Ah the old ones are the best ones
Kate............ Thats my harbour
George ......Whats this Mummy
Kate......... Thats your dingy
George...... Can I put my dingy into your harbour?
Kate......... No thats reserved for daddy battleship
Wills (remembers )... Sigh!!
Ah the old ones are the best ones
Evertonian
George...concentrate...rescue chopper pilot, that's where it's at! What...no, forget about fighter pilots, it's the rescue chopper pilots you look up to! I don't care what Uncle Harry says!
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I know ... I shouldn't join in ...
But ...
William : "In these situations Son a chaps worst enemy is recycled downdraft
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Or
William : "What did you do with that grey-boat-floaty-thing Great Grandad gave you for bath time Son" ... George : "I sank it Dad" ... William : "That's my Boy!"
But ...
William : "In these situations Son a chaps worst enemy is recycled downdraft
"Or
William : "What did you do with that grey-boat-floaty-thing Great Grandad gave you for bath time Son" ... George : "I sank it Dad" ... William : "That's my Boy!
"